Jeff Sessions Has Aged Terribly

I suppose getting publicly dick-punched by your lying, corrupt, sociopath boss every day will do that to a person.

From the WaPo:

Trump privately revived the idea of firing Sessions this month, according to people familiar with the discussions

But Sessions soldiers on because however much he might hate being flogged in the town square by President Stupid, the vicious little fuck just really, really loves terrorizing immigrants, locking up pot smokers and depriving Americans of their civil rights.

While quoting scripture.

Behold, a Tip Jar!