From Time Magazine:
Donald Trump Is Bringing President Obama’s Half-Brother to the Third DebateTrump says Malik "gets it far better than his brother"Barack Obama’s half-brother Malik will show his support for Donald Trump at the third presidential debate on Wednesday.The Kenyan-born man, who is also a U.S. citizen, announced in July he would vote for the Republican nominee. Now he tells the New York Post he is “excited” to attend the debate in Las Vegas and believes Trump “can make America Great Again.” Trump tells the Post his guest “gets it far better than his brother.”The Trump campaign confirmed to TIME that Malik would be the candidate’s guest.Malik told the Post he does not believe the women who have come forward to accuse Trump of sexual misconduct, asking, “Why didn’t they come forward before?” He found fault with Hillary Clinton’s work as Secretary of State, claiming that Muammar Gaddafi had been a friend and adding, “Check out the situation in Libya now.”...
OK, couple of problems here.
First, Barack Obama is not running for office.
Second, no one outside of the Breitbart fever swamp thinks that Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton (who is running for office) would be rattled by cheap stunts like this, nor is Barack Obama a secret crime boss, or a secret caporegime to a secret crime boss like Frankie Five Angels.
And third, even if Barack Obama were running for office and even if he was a secret crime boss (or a secret caporegime to a secret crime boss like Frankie Five Angels), Donald Trump is not Michael Corleone.
Donald Trump is Fredo Corleone.
But none of his paid flunkies has the nerve to tell him.
Behold, a Tip Jar!
7 comments:
Malik? Schmalik!
What I want to know is will Scott Baio be there?
Release the KRAKEN!
"Barack Obama’s half-brother Malik will show his support for Donald Trump at the third presidential debate on Wednesday."
There was a time I really enjoyed getting off the ground. Soaring through the clouds, If I may. But Donald Trump is orbiting Kepler 186f on this one.
The GOP base hates immigrants or people that look like them as well as they hate more so anything Obama. Trump thinks paying this relative to sit in the debate on his behalf is a positive to his voters?
Don't get me wrong, I used to really enjoy heights without airplane, jet pack, hot air balloons. This is beyond any soaring I ever experience.
I can only say, Malik would be well advised to get paid in advanced. The Trump Foundation is under scrutiny and may not be able to cut a check.
Not so sure Fredo fits the role. There is a father character in the animated movie, Despicable me that suit the bill. Not perfectly but closer. maybe because the Godfather movie depicted real people acting a role. Where Dispicable Me is a cartoon character playing a animated character.
If Malik is being compensated for his appearance, I hope he got the money up front.
Why would Trump's Nazi white supremacist jack booted brown shirts care about what some Kenyan blah dude thinks? Especially about frickin Luvya. Talk about reeeeeeaaaaccching.
Trump Amin Dada. Or something something.
Fifth: Interesting how happy the Republicans are to work with a "Muslim", "Kenyan", "only-sort-of-American" Obama, as long as he knows his place and gives them what they want.
The shocking thing is that Trump thinks this will work. Hillary really should "accidentally" refer to him as "Fredo, I mean Donald." The Trumpkins are all a bunch of Fredos who never bothered to learn anything about the way the world actually works, and are proud of being defiantly ignorant, shouting idiotically "I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says!"
"Yeah but you were going to blow up the country." "But, Trump said there would be something in it for me! You understand that? For ME!"
They're angry that people who are not inside the bubble look down on them and think they are a bunch of wilfully ignorant "morans." But, they never try to learn anything and revel in their ignorance, and especially in the fact that can shock and horrify the elites, the educated, those who aren't racists. It's like they are saying to America "Get a load of who we're putting in charge you bastards! If you try and take our white privilege away from us we will burn down your entire world and laugh while you try and put out the fires." (That's literally true with Global Warming of course. They are attacking the firemen and demanding that the arsonists be encouraged to set MORE fires "drill baby drill!").
Huh?
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