Thursday, April 28, 2016

John Kasich Announces Running Mate

Not to be outdone by Right Dead Ted Cruz's awkward, ham-fisted, 11th hour act of sweaty desperation,  Big John Kasich announced today that beloved teevee character, Aunt Bee Taylor, would be his running mate

Sure, "Aunt Bee" is a fictional character played by actress Francis Bavier.

And, sure, Francis Bavier passed away in 1989.

Still, bold move Big John.

Bold move.


RUKidding said...

Nah! Aunt Bea has too much common sense to do something as dumb as run as Big Jonn's Veep. Great photoshop though!

You're really traveling down memory lane today! Spiro Agnew to Sulu to Aunt Bea! ha ha!

John Warne said...

Makes sense. Aunt Bee is a fictional character, and, at this point, John Kasich's is a fictional candidacy.

keith gargus said...

I would have gone with Floyd the barber. But that's bécàu§e I'm a sexist.

Martin Pollard said...

Floyd the Barber as played by Eugene Levy on SCTV.

Jimbo said...

Does "Big John" go with Francis Bavier, obvious transvestite version of Aunt Bea or his sister, Frances Bavier, the actress? Tough choices. Have another blini John.

RUKidding said...

Imma rather liking the idea of Floyd the Barber, but of course, the choice of Aunt Bea is due to: Ladyparts! It's the "in" thing, doncha know?

Dave McCarthy said...

At this point I'm ready to announce MY running mate!

Everyone should have one.

dinthebeast said...

What about Condi, nobody has trotted her out this time yet.

-Doug in Oakland