Monday, March 14, 2016

This Organization Will Not Tolerate Failure

No one could have predicted that working for SPECTRE would come with certain, uh, drawbacks.

Trump dumps Illinois campaign director

CHICAGO — Donald Trump’s Illinois campaign director has been sidelined after the national campaign grew furious over what sources described as a lack of organization in the state in the run-up to Tuesday’s primary.
“One thing after another was bungled,” said one source with knowledge of the discussions.

There's big news over at Breitbart's Mausoleum For The Chronically Unemployable. The staff is revolting!
"Andrew's life mission has been betrayed," Shapiro wrote. "Indeed, Breitbart News, under the chairmanship of Steve Bannon, has put a stake through the heart of Andrew's legacy. In my opinion, Steve Bannon is a bully, and has sold out Andrew's mission in order to back another bully, Donald Trump; he has shaped the company into Trump's personal Pravda, to the extent that he abandoned and undercut his own reporter, Breitbart News' Michelle Fields, in order to protect Trump's bully campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, who allegedly assaulted Michelle."
Mr. Trump hopes that everyone now understands how this outfit works and that there will be no need for any further "snowmobile accidents" to underscore how little patience Mr. Trump has for underlings who embarrass or otherwise disappoint him:
Sarah Palin's Trump event canceled after husband is in serious accident


OBS said...

Sarah Palin's Trump event canceled after husband is in serious accident

You know, a drunken snowmobiler rammed into a dogsled in the Iditarod race over the weekend, killing one dog and injuring others.

Simple coincidence?

Unknown said...

The staff, and management, were always revolting.

Lawrence said...

"Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!"
"Finally we agree on something."

Jimbo said...

Yes, I didn't think the Republican opera bouffe could get any more bizarre but it is SPECTRE. I only wish there would be consequences for the 40 years of Republican cynical manipulation and ideological madness but Iam skeptical. The GOP is a very well-financed bunch of savages. They won't be upended for a very long time, especially because they have a lock on the majority of the states. But nationally (Senate, President) they are in potentially very bad shape.

Robt said...

Sarah Palin's Trump event canceled after husband is in serious accident

Is there anything that is "Serious" in that family?

Can I order one of those DG republican sympathy cards and have it sent to a house in Alaska that I can see from my porch in Russia?

Unknown said...

If Breitbart was still alive he would already be Trump's press spokesman. Or angling for VP.

Steve in Manhattan said...

As DG says - conservatism cannot fail, it can only be failed. There will be another ....

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