Little could Charles Pierce have known when he wrote this:
A ratfking political consultant lying in tandem with a career vaginophobe who hasn't won an election in almost a decade, and both of them worthy of airtime that could have been better spent selling blenders or ThighMasters. And the host largely hors de combat because what does he care about anyone he can't see from the veranda on The Vineyard. Well played, NBC.That the Queen of All ThighMasters
Is now a Very Special Wall Street Journal contributor marching under the same banner as the aforementioned "[lying] ratfking political consultant" and "[lying] career vaginophobe":
Um. This is actual content that the Wall Street Journal ran today. pic.twitter.com/tBGRLEVwny
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) October 28, 2013
Which seems so hilariously like a rejected minor "Stranger Than Fiction" subplot
that I find it hard not to want to buy the Great Trickster Watchmaker a beer.