Mitt would win because as soon as he lost a ship Mitt would push the kids face into butter and hack his hair off telling him, 'You can't look like that!'
Hilariously, the most republican aspect of this piece of artwork required no post-op futzing: namely Mom & sis (Mitt's sisterwives?) dutifully relegated to the kitchen doing drudgework while the men of the family relax metaphorically trying to annihilate each other. The original 60-year old image could have been limned in Karl Rove's art department today without a shred of irony.
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Brilliant.
Drifty, Your mad Photoshop skillz have become Zen-like! The shading on Romney's face is perfect. "It's a hit!", indeed!
Thanks for the laugh Driftglass!
Wouldnt it be really easy playing against Mitt though? Hes got to get like 300 ships on that board...
How about a Follow up of Mitt playing Risk to learn about Ground warfare?
Mittens will bayonet your battleships!
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Mitt would win because as soon as he lost a ship Mitt would push the kids face into butter and hack his hair off telling him, 'You can't look like that!'
This was awesome, and then I saw the title.
"Prattleshit"
That word is going to become a permanent part of my vocabulary.
Mike.K.
maaan, the suck ups on this one
Dad and Junior goof off, while Mom and Sis clean the dishes.
Sexism ahoy! :P
Of course, when I had this game way back when, I didn't notice such things.
But Ryan went right back there today, didn't he? Count the ships.
One modern aircraft carrier could easily have sunk the entire fleet of any WW II navy, let alone WW I.
Wrong point of reference, though. The U.S. has by far the most powerful navy among today's nations, in today's world.
To compare WW I numbers to today's is both stupid and insulting.
Hilariously, the most republican aspect of this piece of artwork required no post-op futzing: namely Mom & sis (Mitt's sisterwives?) dutifully relegated to the kitchen doing drudgework while the men of the family relax metaphorically trying to annihilate each other. The original 60-year old image could have been limned in Karl Rove's art department today without a shred of irony.
Your Photoshop blows Teh Gen'l's out of the water today. He broadsides your post when it comes to wordsnark, though.
BTW, is that supposed to be Kristol, or David Gregory?
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