Monday, September 24, 2012

Shatner Demonstrates



Why you don't want roll-down windows on the flying machines.


Auric Goldfinger conducts his own catastrophic decompression class here:*


Mittens may never have seen "The Twilight Zone", but I cannot imagine he missed a movie about a man who plans to increase his personal wealth by a factor of at least ten by nuking Fort Knox.

In fact, in Willard's circles they have technical term for people who think like Goldfinger.

They call them "Fucking awesome!"

* (h/t "D" for the link)

9 comments:

Unknown said...

Why didn't Ann just ride on the roof, Mittens?

D. said...

Hmmmmm. Isn't there a scene (probably not on YouTube) in Goldfinger? Toward the end?

D. said...

Found it!

Maybe he wasn't allowed to see Goldfinger.

Bukko Boomeranger said...

Wow -- I can sorta see how someone like Bush the First being clueless as to how a supermarket UPC scanner worked back in the early 90s, him having led a cosseted, cash-free life for so long as one of the Alien Lizard Overlords. But Mitt-for-Brains can't conceptualize why airplane windows can't be rolled down? How fucking stupid are Our Masters? As many of the 1,632 commenters (total at the time I checked in, didn't read 'em all, natch) at that ThinkProgress link said, "please equip an airplane with roll-down windows and take Mitt up to 30,000 feet in it..."

marindenver said...

My my my. Looks like Mitt's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week is continuing into this week. Too bad, so sad. Buh-bye Mittens.

Anonymous said...

Maddow had the Goldfinger clip on her show last night. Sean Riley's line is best though...

Unknown said...

Thank you, Anon!

Anonymous said...

Not to mention that there's not much oxygen at that altitude.

Anonymous said...

OK, I do think that when Rachel Maddow reported this, she was unsure if Mitt was joking or not. However, I agree with her in that his wife came very close to death. That's not a time to joke.

Or...

Tide goes in. Tide goes out. You can't explain that!

Mike.K.

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