Monday, September 24, 2012

Charles P. Pierce Extends his Realm

Vanity_Fair

To encompass Andrew Sullivan.

First, a little quote from Mr. Sullivan's "Newsweek" cover:
The Republican Party is more insane than it was four years ago, and it never saw this president as legitimate in the first place. History shows that second-term possibilities, contrary to what the hopeful Andrew Sullivan argues, are more limited than we'd all like to believe.
Then a little reaction from Mr. Pierce:
Oh, Andrew. The willingness to believe in snow-white unicorns is so charming in a person of your brains and abilities. 
Then a longer cuts, followed by a longer reactions like these:
Trading cuts in Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid for some vague tax "reforms" that will be undone as soon as every plutocrat who can hire a lawyer manages to do so is a devil's bargain for anyone making less than $250,000 a year. Those tax reforms Reagan got — how are those faring these days? Does anybody even remember them?
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There is also, Andrew, nothing in your prospective Obama economics that would do fk-all to solve unemployment, or end either wage stagnation or the massive inequality of incomes that make the social safety net so necessary right now

... Nixon had Watergate. Saint Reagan had Iran Contra, and was very likely a symptomatic Alzheimer's patient for most of his second term. Clinton got impeached and, amazingly, George Bush managed to be an even bigger cock-up in his second term than he was in his first. A re-elected president gets (maybe) six months to govern, and then it's time for all hands to run for president again. Ask James Monroe how well that usually works out.

Alas, Andrew, your arguments against this evidence seem to me mostly to be magical thinking....

...why do you think the Republicans would fear any of this? The president's own Secretary of Defense has made it clear that he will do everything he can to obviate those defense cuts, and that's a deal he could strike tomorrow. And I guarantee you that, even if he doesn't, and the date certain does pass without a deal, blame will be apportioned equally to "both sides" just as it has been over the debt ceiling debacle.

Or, more to the point, there's a strong element in the Republican party that wants Taxmageddon, that is, in fact, slavering at the prospect. Republican congresscritters are getting primaried for agreeing to the previous deal. And, in case you haven't noticed, those are the people who are driving the train these days. There is no "center-right" any more, at least not one that can wield any power. The Republicans were utterly thrashed in both 2006 and 2008. In 2010, they swept back in being by being nuttier than a nest of squirrels. Can you honestly argue that re-electing the Kenyan Muslin Usurper is going to bring them back to their senses? Good luck on that one.
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Hell, in 1998, the country overwhelmingly told Republicans in the House through the election returns to knock off the impeachment kabuki. They impeached Clinton in the lame-duck session. If the Republican Party were capable of the logical thought you are relying on here, Richard Mourdock wouldn't be a candidate for the Senate and Jim DeMint wouldn't be a power there.
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So, for the record, Mr. Pierce's repertoire now includes.

David Brooks?   

Check.

Sunday Morning gasbag analysis?  

Check.

And now, Andrew Sullivan?

Check.

OK, I shall now admit it.

Until proven otherwise, I am Charles P. Pierce.

12 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hah. I mentioned 'Charlie "drifglass" Pierce' in a blogpost over the weekend.

RossK said...

Uh, no.

It would appear to be the other way 'round.

(re: who's who)

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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I saw that Sully post earlier. Pierce did not mention Andy's most outlandish sentence.

And unlike Clinton’s constant triangulating improvisation, Obama has been playing a long, strategic game from the very start—a long game that will only truly pay off if he gets eight full years to see it through.

The long game: We have to cut Social Security in order to save it. And shower the banksters with money and protect them from prosecution in order to prevent them from wrecking the economy again. And fill our Administration with Clinton triangulators like Rahm Emanuel so that we won't be a Clinton-like triangulator.

Pierce says: I mean, Simpson-Bowles? Again?

Alan Simpson, of course, is a shithead gooper ex-Senator from the tiny state of Wyoming, and Erkine Bowles was Clinton's Chief of Staff from 1997-1998. Both hand-picked by non-triangulator Obama for his Catfood Commission.

Anyways, I am sorry to see that Pierce is stealing your top shelf media clowns away, driftglass. I hope you don't have to resort to fighting off Sadly, No! for the likes of Debbie Schlussel and Pammy Atlas. (And I wonder...what is Pastor Swank up to these days, anyway)
~

Matt said...

I fucking knew it!

dinthebeast said...

So that was you on Up With Chris Saturday morning? I had you pictured as taller, but maybe that's just from the podcast picture...

-Doug in Oakland

marindenver said...

DG, you are not Charlie Pierce and he is not you. Both of you have amazing, insightful and snarky but different takes on these guys and I want to keep reading both of your perspectives! Pleasepleaseplease!! ;-)

Tengrain said...

So he's stealing my bon mots and your patented topics.

I'm both flattered that he is, um, paying homage and annoyed because he doesn't link to Mock, Paper, Scissors.

And I get lectured now on a regular basis for ripping him off and not crediting him following the twice daily news briefs which I have been doing for years?

Sheesh,

Tengrain

Anonymous said...

"You must be reading my mail..."

-Tom Waits

blackdaug said...

Okay, so now that I know the truth Charlie..I have but one question, it's kind of embarrassing but: Could you fucking please loan me some of that Esquire money??!!!

Anonymous said...

"Kenyan Muslin Usurper"

I'm delighted that my homage to teabonics is shared by none other than C. PierceGlass!

Mike.K.

mbarnato said...

Drifty, now Krugman is reading you too, re: Dunning-Kruger effect:
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/25/delusions-of-wonkhood/?

David in NYC said...

Well, have you ever been seen in the same room together?