I'm glad I'm not a real Canajun (I only live here.) That apologizing thing is for shit.
P.S. From what I've observed, the TRUE Canadian characteristic is telling total strangers what to do in public places. "You have a stop sign!" when I ride my bicycle through one without stopping at an empty intersection, etc. If Canadians tried that in the U.S., they'd get shot. Of course, in the U.S. just about anyone can get shot at any time for nothing at all, so I don't suppose Canadians would be worsening their odds any by engaging in their nanny-ishness.
When I moved back to Canada from the States I was amazed by those few who walk among us who take advantage of the many who are mostly looking for POGGE* (peace order and good government, eh?) by zooming down freeway exit ramps on the right and then cutting back into traffic at the last second when the many let them back in.
Heckfire! If you did that on the Nimitz to 580 exchange in Oakland you would get shot.
______ *which is actually the monicker of a very good, elbows out, and yet still mostly polite, Canuckistanian blogger.
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Or teabagging the Jolly Green Giant.
Worse than the actual image is the word salad pron from he for whom Canada must always apologize at the bottom of the thing.
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And I say this as a Canadian who is, indeed, always apologizing - it's in our nature.
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Only a ho-ho-ho would teabag the Giant...
I'm glad I'm not a real Canajun (I only live here.) That apologizing thing is for shit.
P.S. From what I've observed, the TRUE Canadian characteristic is telling total strangers what to do in public places. "You have a stop sign!" when I ride my bicycle through one without stopping at an empty intersection, etc. If Canadians tried that in the U.S., they'd get shot. Of course, in the U.S. just about anyone can get shot at any time for nothing at all, so I don't suppose Canadians would be worsening their odds any by engaging in their nanny-ishness.
Sometimes an asparagus is just an asparagus. But not this time.
Bukko--
I getcha.
When I moved back to Canada from the States I was amazed by those few who walk among us who take advantage of the many who are mostly looking for POGGE* (peace order and good government, eh?) by zooming down freeway exit ramps on the right and then cutting back into traffic at the last second when the many let them back in.
Heckfire! If you did that on the Nimitz to 580 exchange in Oakland you would get shot.
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*which is actually the monicker of a very good, elbows out, and yet still mostly polite, Canuckistanian blogger.
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