Sunday Morning Comin' Down

"Take-a-Gorgon-to-Work Day" redux edition.

Ann Coulter was on "This Week..." defending Willard Romney's Illuminati-grade secrecy and Nixon-grade lying about every salient aspect of his life by shrilling that (possible drug addict?) Bill Clinton didn't release his medical records so fuck you Librul traitors!

"He absolutely should not release any more tax returns. He has released two years. Bill Clinton wouldn't release his medical records. You know, people kind of wondered about that. We know after the JFK presidency, you could have an issue with a drug addict president, but he just dug in his heels--"

Thus reminding everyone with functional memories that the Coulter media tapeworm originally clawed it's way out of back-alley obscurity and achieved professional escape velocity by lying louder and crazier about Bill Clinton than almost anyone else, and that in all of her many  hollow, fevered, blood-soaked, hate-mongering years since, the only way Coulter has managed to hang onto the ragged edge of celebrity has been by out-batshitting the competition.

Of course there were long stretches when Ms. Coulter seemed on the verge of being finally and fittingly dispatched to the ash-heap of history, such as here -- in one of Conservatism's many horribly misguided attempts at mixing projectile-bile vomiting with "humor" -- where she was reduced to playing "Madame" to Rush Limbaugh's Wayand Flowers.

The key difference being that Wayand Flowers and Madame occasionally had their moments:






But like genital herpes, Ann Coulter never really goes away. 

Of course, given the fact that the GOP has been a full-on, shit-scribbling-on-the-walls madhouse for decades now, it is not hard to understand why, over and over again, such creatures as Coulter crawl out of its whelping box and into full-time gigs at Fox News or on Hate Radio.   What is less clear is why a "legitimate" and "respected" program like "This Week..." would mainstream this hell-beast by booking her on their air --

"...Ann Coulter, whose book "Demonic: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America" now out in paperback."

-- thus lending her the veneer of whatever is left of their credibility.

And doing it twice in as many months?  And doing it as bookends to an appearance by the equally odious Dana Loesch?

For that explanation we must turn to Faye Dunaway:




As always, The Gingrich Rules are in full effect, and will remain so until a sufficient amount of professional pain is inflicted on the people who make these decision convinces them to make better decisions.