"We are now the Occupied United States of America."
...is Fox Nation's take on the darkest day in Jesusland history since Barack Obama traveled back in time and forced Ronald Reagan to raises taxes and give amnesty to illegal immigrants
Ben Shapiro (syndicated columnist, bestselling author, Harvard Law grad, Breitbart.com Editor-At-Large, Freedom Center Shillman Journalism Fellow) has a slightly less nuanced take:
"This is the greatest destruction of individual liberty since Dred Scott. This is the end of America as we know it. No exaggeration."
Senator Rand Paul (R-Galt's Gulch) explains how the law works in Jesusland:
“Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be ‘constitutional’ does not make it so. The whole thing remains unconstitutional."
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-Bedlam):
“We lost religious liberty – that is a fundamental right under the constitution. We lost economic liberty – that is a fundamental right under the constitution. We lost our individual liberty to set our course in this country. This court has forced us now to pay for their utopian dreams. Ones we simply can’t afford to pay for.”The "Daily Caller":
"Congratulations, Americans: The government owns your bodies"
The fact that this kind of instant, lockstep, hyperbolic Conservative bedwettery is always so 100% fucking predictable is why we are so screwed.