Put. That. Coffee. Down.

Coffee is for closers.

Only.



Why?

'Cause you drove a Medicare-funded Hoveround to get here tonight
 and I drove a 500 zillion dollar SuperPAC Death Star.

That's my name!!



Part of an ongoing series: Willard explains the facts of life to bewildered Teabaggers after his hostile takeover of their little batshit fife-and-drum corps.






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