Monday, June 13, 2011

In Defiance of the Predictions

GELLER
Of our Elite Media's most powerful psychics

and prophets
Lieskelion
turns out I passed the three million page-hit mark sometime in the last week or so.


So I've got that going for me.






5 comments:

alise said...

Loved the Thomas Friedman pic! He was right about Iraq... Yeah, and Uri Geller can really bend spoons...

Capt. Bat Guano said...

So I've got that going for me....


....and that's nice.

chrisanthemama said...

"So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Batocchio said...

Congratulations! I also like Friedman as Uri Geller.

Comrade PhysioProf said...

You da muthafucken man!