to City Council.
Steve Rhodes has Our New Hizzoner's grueling first day itinerary over at The Beachwood.
Sample:
The Beachwood Guide To Rahm's Inauguration Day
An Exclusive Report
4:30 a.m.: Rahm wakes wife and proclaims "I am the mayor of Chicago, bitch!"
5 a.m.: A naked Rahm confronts patrons in the East Bank Club who are afraid to point out that the emperor has no clothes on.
5:30 a.m.: Rahm back home for a breakfast of coal, metal shards, asbestos flakes and milk.
6 a.m.: Rahm is chauffered downtown in a used presidential limo he got Obama to drag out of storage. The vehicle will be known as I'm Number One.
6:30 a.m.: Rahm meets with senior staff, informs them to never write anything down.
7 a.m.: Rahm meets with Mayor Daley, who gives him the nuclear codes and the telephone number for the guy who did the Xs at Meigs Field.
7:30 a.m.: Rahm meets with religious leaders and tells them to tend to the needs of the fucking poor because he's got his hands full with "real people."
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Go read the rest here.
So let it be written
So let it me done.
And yes, I absolutely will be beating the Hell out of that line for the next 4-to-22 years.
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