The Banality of Municipal Gummint:
If I gotta listen to one more fuckin' grandma bitch about one more fuckin' pothole or one more fuckin' alderman whine about some fuckin' WalMart I'm gonna start takin' hostages.
Fuck! I used to have people killed!
OK, who's next?
Really? The fuckin' police union?
Somebody get in here right now and stab me in the fuckin' neck with a fuckin' pencil.
Tomorrow, The Tenth Lesson: Public Service in Chicago