Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Mr. Funny Shoes for Mayor!
Mr. Funny Shoes knows Chicago.
Mr. Funny Shoes is a hard-working native son.
Mr. Funny Shoes' parents were immigrant who came up the hard way.
Mr. Funny Shoes is adaptable.
Mr. Funny Shoes is well-organized.
Mr. Funny Shoes is not afraid of getting dirty to get the job done.
Mr. Funny Shoes supports public transit.
Mr. Funny Shoes is a tough negotiator.
Mr. Funny Shoes is the only candidate endorsed by Charles Darwin, Mike Madigan and the Chicago Tribune.
Mr. Funny Shoes is willing to work for food.
Of course "Mr. Funny Shoes" is also a six-foot-tall, cold-blooded, mutant "Judas Breed" insect slaughter machine who preys on the poor and weak (and the occasional union member) by mimicking human appearance just enough to get close enough for the kill...
...but since when has that been a barrier to high political office in these United States?
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'...but since when has that been a barrier to high political office in these United States?'
To liberally paraphrase the Scribe: "The (politics) business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the (ripoff scumfuck) industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason."
Oh, there's a negative side. Also.
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Yep and he's coming home soon to run for office of the mayor.
jo6pac
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