Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Full Metal Thurm


(h/t Daily Dish)

With no place left to run, and no lies sufficiently greasy and opaque left to cover up his perfidy, contemptible Conservative hatchet-man, Andrew Breitbart finally loses his mind...

...and goes all-in, full-on

Nathan Thurm.

For those of you keeping score locally, amid all of their many, many, many, thousands of dully repetitive screeds about the Horrible Horrors of Unions and Big Gummint and Unions and Rampant Black Racism and Unions and Liberal Media Conspiracies and, of course, Unions, somehow our local Conservative stalwarts haven't found time to put pen to paper and talk about this major, national Breitbart story.

The story of a liar shitting all over himself (again) because he has been caught out over a piece of ratfucking fiction that he help proliferate (again) which had been crafted to make national headlines, destroy innocent lives and gave aid and comfort to his fellow Conservative blackshirts (again).

A story, in other words, that works every, single one of their Conservative hot-button ivories as thoroughly and perfectly

as Bach working the keys of a harpsichord.

"Why", I wondered. "Why?"

And then I remembered...

...

And finally the Pièce de résistance as we were addressed by the boss. No, not Bruce Springsteen -- he'd never address such an audience of real Americans -- no, my boss, Andrew Breitbart, the man for whom I write at the various Big sites. Chairman Eric O'Keffe of the Sam Adams Alliance introduced Breitbart by giving us a warning. "We cannot delegate our government to the hired help," O'Keffe told us. He urged us to action saying that we need to take control of it ourselves.


Me and the boss, Andrew Breitbart

Breibart's boundless energy was very much in evidence as he took the podium to detail his odyssey from somewhat naive denizen of Hollywood to crusader for the conservative cause. He told us that in 2000 he witnessed the evils of the left in Hollywood as it geared up to destroy George W. Bush. Even before 9/11, he told us, the left kicked its hate of America into high gear. But it was after 9/11 that his naiveté was ripped away and the vile nature of the left was revealed to him.

...

Oh yeah, that's why.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something
when his job depends on not understanding it."

-- Upton Sinclair




6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sure they lie and lie again....how else could they over come pesky facts like this:

http://crooksandliars.com/jon-perr/gop-economy-does-better-under-dems

....it takes a mountain of bullshit cover up the smell of the truth.

repsac3 said...

You know... Based on that logic, I don't understand how Mr Breitbart can accuse Shirley Sherrod or anyone else in that room of racism. I mean, how does he know--indeed, how can ANY of us ever REALLY know--that the incident Ms. Sherrod described in the video ever actually happened. Was Mr. Breitbart there? Did he speak to anyone who was there, 24 years ago? Has he any records confirming that Ms. Sherrod was there, or that she had those biased inclinations and bigoted attitudes? Before releasing this video, what investigative reporting did he do?

I suspect that she had some liberal meme she wanted to sell, about the evils of bigotry and the redemptive power of tolerance for one's fellow man, and just made up that whole story about her and that white farmer. What research has Mr Breitbart done to confirm that any of it ever even happened, and if he has not, I ask you what the hell any of us are even doing discussing this as yet unconfirmed tall tale?

I also want Mr Breitbart to prove that he was not in fact the person who edited and labeled the video so misleadingly, and that this mysterious "source" on whom he's blaming the misleading "breitbarting" of the video even exists.

Kathy said...

repsac: the entire video is out now, for you and your faux-reasonable conservatives to view. Not that you will.

And the 'white farmer' she was talking about has come forward and confirmed Ms. Sherrod's story.

YOU need to do a teeny-tiny bit of "investigation" before shooting off your mouth.

Anonymous said...

How many of these episodes is it going to take for this country to have it's "..at long last enough" moment with faux and fiends? When will the vast herd of sheep turn away from following the fox? Is there no tipping point number in the sheer volume of lies being spewed forth, and then exposed, day after day, before the followers of this cult of ignorance change the damn channel? I really want to know...what is it going to take? Because if there are people in this country who still believe a word that comes out of the mouths of these evil shills, then there really may be no hope.

Denny smith said...

Goddamnn them all to hell, every one.
Breitbart should be sued for every penny he's got or will ever earn on this earth.
It is the moral equivalent of escalating their killing to unarmed civilians. This isn't "collateral damage."
It's murder.
Fucking Nazi stooges, goddamn them all.

textgirl said...

This-

The story of a liar shitting all over himself (again) because he has been caught out over a piece of ratfucking fiction that he help proliferate (again) which had been crafted to make national headlines, destroy innocent lives and gave aid and comfort to his fellow Conservative blackshirts (again).

is Breitbart. He is a cartoon character come to life, but really, not a life. He is set to destroy. How about an erector set robot, drunk and disembodied. A beast.