Saturday Evening/Sunday Morning Comin' Down

Whatever shall tomorrow's did today's Mouse Circus bring?

Planned vs. Actual: My Fearless Predictions from last night in Black -- Outcomes in Red.


On “Face the Nation” Secretary of Defense Robert Gates and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will correctly pronounce word "nuclear" as "new-klee-ur”.

Just to rub it in.

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On “Meet the Press” David Gregory will watch in awe as Secretary of Defense Robert Gates and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton correctly pronounce word "nuclear" as "new-klee-ur”.

Again.

Just to rub it in.

Again.


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After which, Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Batman)


and Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL) will argue about imaginary Supreme Court nominees.

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After which David Gregory will say, “David Brooks, you had a column in the New York Effing Times this week in which you said…”

After which he will read David Brooks’ column.

Not quite. I forgot that every fucking thing that comes out of David Gregory's pie-hole is a David Brooks column.

Money shot:

Gregory: What about Newt Gingrich and Caribou Barbie?

Bobo: Newt is very smart. Palin has nice tits. They’re both good teevee, but they’re not the “real” Republican Party. Because the reality that I have given my entire adult life and all my mad groveling and fellating skills to a movement that is now run by fascist free-associating ambulatory bile ducts and Confederacy-Newspeak-glossolalia-spouting fuck toys is too terrifying for me to face.

After which David Brooks, Harold Ford Jr. (Former Rep D-TN/Current Wall Street weasel, NYC), Aging Wingnut Dowager Kathleen Parker, and David Sanger will all laugh and laugh and laugh. Then they will take David Brook's minivan down to the Currency Exchange to cash their checks, after which Gregory will

cook them all a hearty breakfast.

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On “Fox News Sunday” Holy Joe Joe Lieberman, (I-Conn) will shake his righteous wattles on behalf of the Likud Party.

Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn) will remind everyone why no one ever took his presidential candidacy seriously

despite his massive investment in checked flannel shirts.


Plus, "rising conservative star" Michele Bachmann

will do that certain thing for which she is known and "..that many of the other girls wouldn't do."

Because Conservatism is not like porn.
Conservatism is porn.


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On “This Week”, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Defense Secretary Robert Gates will again reprise their shameless, Liberal word-usage showoffery

Senator’s Jon Kyl and Chuck Schumer will argue about imaginary Supreme Court nominees.

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After which George Stephanopoulos … Terry Moran …Christiane Amanpour … Jake Tapper will meet his contractual obligation to interact with George Will, Arianna Huffington. Cokie Roberts and Sam Donaldson, who will, in turn, provide a tapas menu of wealthy, aging, White conventional points-of-view.

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Money shot:

Tapper: Do you think there will be a pigfight over the Supreme Court nominee?

Will: No. You see, in 1939, a man could buy a hooker for a nickel. And have change left over for a steak dinner, a trolley ride cross town, another steak dinner, and another hooker!

Cokie: I’m not...so sure...Obama is far to the Left...

Will: Release the Kraken!

On ”The Chris Matthews Show” six Popeye cartoons will be shown and awkwardly related to Russia, after which Tweety will recount a long, rambling story fondly recalling the afternoon he spent sitting in Ronald Reagan’s lap as the Great Communicator taught him to whittle, causing Matthews to spontaneously ejaculate into his Underoos in nostalgia.

Check close enough for gummint work.

Dan Rather will remark that something or other is “harder than a tryin’ to give a hummingbird a mashed potato enema with a slingshot from space”.

A’yup.

I was screaming incoherently at the teevee for awhile so I probably missed it.