After all, a Chicago Olympics should have at least a few Chicago events.
Such as...
...The Hop-Skip-Indictment: All eyes will be on the feisty Team Blago newcomer, John Harris, as he takes on second-generation grifter, Ike Carothers.
...The 100 meter Whosentya: Participants all start at the same place, but no matter how fast you run, if nobody sent ya, ya don't get to finish.
...Synchronized Skimming: Ward against ward in an all-day, pocket-stuffing, battle royale.
...Poll vaulting: Event will be held in early March in a field house or church basement near you.
...Softball: A grueling 15-minute deference-to-power contest pitting local media againt national media,
...The 440 Furlough: Runners spend the day at home because there's no money to pay 'em (Aldermen exempted.)
...Equestrian: Fifty aldermen,
one rider.
5 comments:
Dg,
You've done it again. I knew when I clicked on your link that your subtle wordsmithery would lead to my having a more uplifted day.
All at the expense of Chicago politicheery fuktards.
;))
S
Hop-Skip-Indictment
. . .
Why the people of any city would want to host the Olympics is beyond me. It does nothing but feed the egos of politicians and make life a living hell for the residents.
Daley reminds me of Bloomberg.
Daley looks amazingly like Nixon in that pic. And rightly so.
dg, in case you haven't seen it, your favorite Bobo making an ass of himself (drunk?) on MSNBC ...
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/07/10/brooks-republican-senator-thigh/
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