Friday, March 20, 2009

Dateline: June, 2009


Republicans finally rally around dynamic, new leader.

Promise to double Party output of "whiny bombast" and "hollow, Red-baiting tripe" by 2010.

Also promise free "hot oil body-body tax cuts with bonus happy ending to all oligarchs who mention this ad!"

4 comments:

D. said...

Oooh, zombie Hoover! Although whoever they dredge up will be zombie previous Republican president. The trick is getting voters to recognize zombie politicians and zombie political ideas. And dispose of same properly.

(Walks off whistling "Zombie Jamboree.")

Myrtle June said...

Tea parties? That was hilarious :lol: I can see it now...

It just killlllllllls me when they speak the words "The majority of Americans want....". The sames shows keep having them on saying those words and ... I mean.... come on now..... In reality the MAJORITY of Americans want them to shut the fucking hell UP!!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of zombie previous Republican presidents, there must be footage out there of the dying Ike in his jammies from the hospital. Nixon kicked off his own 1968 nominating convention with it. Creepy.

Anonymous said...

As W will address the 2036 Republican National Convention. May Bush live to remind us until past his eleventy-first bithday what it means to be a Republican.