I am hosting the best relatives in America this weekend, so keeping it short today.
And so a joke, courtesy of my cool, hippy mom.
A woman walks into a furniture store…
Salesman: Can I help you ma’am?
Woman: Yes, well I don’t know if you carry them, but I’m looking for a sexual davenport.
Pause.
Salesman: A what?
Woman: A sexual davenport.
Salesman: You must mean a sectional davenport.
Woman: No, I’m looking for a sexual davenport.
Longer pause
Salesman: Ma’am, I’ve been selling furniture for thirty years and I have never heard of anything called a “sexual davenport”.
Woman: Well I don’t care what you call it, but what I want is an occasional piece in my living room.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, and don’t forget to tip your wait staff generously.
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And watch for crumbs in the cushions, especially on the certified pre-owned models. ;)
RIP, Betty Page.
Good one.
Yer mom sounds pretty cool dude.
Is my unconcious showing? I just read "I don't try to describe the FURNITURE: I try to prevent it"
hahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE
When you get back, drifty, here's something to ease you back into the fold-
Assclowns of the Year #75: Diamond Jubilee/Inauguration Edition is up. The mother of all Assclowns edition, this is a year-long retrospective of the top 50 Assclowns of 2008. Persecuted for posterity:
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, John McCain, Sarah Palin, William Kristol, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, Israel including some shocking surprising entries. And you won’t believe who #1 is (Now don’t go scrolling straight down to the bottom, read the whole list. You’ll be glad you did.)
Now remember what Ben Franklin said about fish & relatives.
Considering that "Mama LOST" used to slap us silly for using the word "Poopoo" in the mid/late 1960's, I don't think I'd process it well if she told us that joke nowadays.
Then again, some the e-mails she forwards are . . . interesting to say the least.
Congrats on the award, Drift-1. You've earned it and then some.
This sort of blue comedy is what's wrong with blogs today - Bring back the good old days of Usenet and Compuserve, by cracky.
;>)
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