Little Roddy Blagojevich

"As the twig is bent the tree inclines."
-- Virgil

To: Mr. & Mrs. Radisav Blagojevich

From: Mrs Cynthia Brzykwenrdydowizowski, Principle, Paddy Bauler Preschool.

Dear Mr. & Mrs. Blagojevich,

As discussed at our parent/teacher conference last week, while Roddy does show some natural leadership abilities, his repeated attempts to try to "sell" bathroom passes to his fellow students are becoming problematic.

However, more troubling than the infractions themselves is his reaction to being caught. For example, this morning, instead of apologizing when I caught him red-handed trying to force a classmate to trade his milk money for a "snow day, wit' benefits", Roddy took out a stack of baseball cards and asked me what it would take to "Make dis little misunderstandin' go 'way?"

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