Four more McCain haikus (with sincerest apologies to Basho):A smirking doltMore whiteThan a Xerox of Cheney's butt Even an old boreWho hasn't a clueGets pundit love.What luck!The Village folk findMy taint fragrant.From all directionsPACs shovel bundles of cashInto the slush fund.
Off topic: When the time is 6:15 in Chicagoland, or the Arkanshire, this evening of August 5, it will be exactly 63 years ago that the fission bomb was dropped on Hiroshima.As a wise man once said, "War is Hell."
Um, a haiku featuring Dick Cheney's butt? The dissonance of that could spin the planet right off its' axis, man. Be careful with that stuff...
driftglass appears,through wind-parted cloudsdropping poetry bombs,on McCain's reality
Hmmm...Let me try my hand:Democrats ditherwhile the press continues to fellateworthless fat old fool"maverick"
Fight the doubt insideSmear the enemy outsideGone wild killing truth
former maverickold incompetent bastardwrecks all he touches
McCain can can kiss my assThank for the ammo Driftglass
McCain and Bush kneel low.Dick smilessees allsays "no war after the fall."
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Four more McCain haikus (with sincerest apologies to Basho):
A smirking dolt
More white
Than a Xerox of Cheney's butt
Even an old bore
Who hasn't a clue
Gets pundit love.
What luck!
The Village folk find
My taint fragrant.
From all directions
PACs shovel bundles of cash
Into the slush fund.
Off topic: When the time is 6:15 in Chicagoland, or the Arkanshire, this evening of August 5, it will be exactly 63 years ago that the fission bomb was dropped on Hiroshima.
As a wise man once said, "War is Hell."
Um, a haiku featuring Dick Cheney's butt? The dissonance of that could spin the planet right off its' axis, man. Be careful with that stuff...
driftglass appears,
through wind-parted clouds
dropping poetry bombs,
on McCain's reality
Hmmm...Let me try my hand:
Democrats dither
while the press continues to fellate
worthless fat old fool
"maverick"
Fight the doubt inside
Smear the enemy outside
Gone wild killing truth
former maverick
old incompetent bastard
wrecks all he touches
McCain can can kiss my ass
Thank for the ammo Driftglass
McCain and Bush kneel low.
Dick smiles
sees all
says "no war after the fall."
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