Saturday, May 03, 2008

Ah Iz Yore Fren!


New Rule: The Statute of Limitations for continuing to refer to people by obsolete political designations is now officially a quarter of a century.

Period.

So now, after 28 years of watching a certain swath of the American public shit where they eat, piss where the drink, set their mullets and buzz-cuts on fire on the fumes from their own bathtub libertarian moonshine, and then run in shrieking circles blaming Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton for the fact that their lives are a feculent horror of ignorance, fear and superstition we can now officially stop calling these life forms “Reagan Democrats”.

They are “Republicans”.

Also cretins.

17 comments:

Unknown said...

Actually, many of them are Hillary Democrats.

Also cretins.

res ipsa loquitur said...

The really frustrating thing is that if they elect Mrs. NAFTA, four years from now, when they're knocked absolutely senseless by the next 4-5 million jobs she's allowed to be shipped to Eritrea, Slovakia, or Laos, they'll blame ... Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.

Hillary's gone so far 'round the bend (witness yesterday's dissing of "experts" re she and her running mate McBush's gas tax "holiday"), that I keep waiting for her to use the phrase "states' rights".

Anonymous said...

For idiot phrases like "reagan democrat," "traitor", or anything similar, the statute of limitations should be 25 seconds, not 25 years.

Distributorcap said...

everytime the word reagan democrat is mention, an angel drops dead.

i wonder if the "pundits" ever watch themselves and see how idiotic they really are

Malacandra said...

Great photo: These are no doubt the poster boys for the White Supremacy movement.

Anonymous said...

That is just an unspeakably fine paragraph, Drift. :o) I'm gonna hitch that to some electrons that can run like Secretariat. :o)

BTW, Y'all: I just heard from Myrtle June that Bill Clinton was on Limbaugh's radio show. :o)

I'm wondering if he was a "guest", or if he just called in to thank Rush for supporting Hillary. :o)

It's about time that SOMEONE in Obama's campaign went on some of the MSM shows and started asking why Hillary is getting so much support from the Andhowzit?-Bush koolaid brewery.

And: how she plans to go after John McCain in the general, when she's been behaving like his goddamn campaign manager.

Unknown said...

Perfectamento, DG!

DC - no, how could they? Oh wait. They think they look "smart!"

i wonder if the "pundits" ever watch themselves and see how idiotic they really are

And Tanbark - exactly - I'm waiting with wonderment and near hysteria myself as the Hillary campaign has ruled that if Obama doesn't beat her by more than 9 points in N.C., she wins.

And: how she plans to go after John McCain in the general, when she's been behaving like his goddamn campaign manager.

Suzan

Phil said...

Reagan Dem's, HAWK TOOOOUIE!

And you see how well that worked out for them.
I have only one thing to say to that certain sub species. hang together or hang separately, idiots.

As we speak each and every one of those assholes is trying to figure out how to make their fucking house payments and what to do about the goddamn SUV that the daughter wants to go run around in on Saturday night.
Fuck Them.

Anonymous said...

Fuck them? Fuck them all?

WE don't have to.

They've managed to fuck us, and the economy, the military, our food sources, the environment, and our future.

They've fucked it all so bad, along with civil rights, and ANY possible sense of the species evolving in a positive manner, that the blowback that's JUST starting is gonna get them as bad as it will get the rest of us.

They MAY last longer, some of them, than a lot of us. But the SPECIES will outlast all of them no matter HOW bad it gets (outside of complete by by hoomans).

And in the long run, they will have wrought, and hastened, their own deaths and demises.

Kharma, and mama nature, they don't PLAY that shit, homey.

I think it's been proven, in a historical context?

Proven that if you THINK you can game the game, the game takes you OUT. History SHOWS that.

Harumph. Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

"1, 2, 3, 4, cretins wanna hop some more..." :)

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

And after living the past 28 years in a country where the tone of politics has been set by the cretins and their manipulators, I definitely wanna be sedated. :)

Myrtle June said...

Yes, they are republicans. And so are the DLC and their supporters.

And we should stop giving a shit about either group.

Anonymous said...

"BTW, Y'all: I just heard from Myrtle June that Bill Clinton was on Limbaugh's radio show. :o)"

Really? Holy shit. First Murdock, then Scaife, now Limbaugh? Who are the Clintons going to embrace next? Perhaps Hillary can choose Ken Starr as her Vice Presidential running mate?

Anonymous said...

Oops! The above was me!

lostnacfgop said...

Well and economically said, Drift-man. But where did you get that picture of the Menendi in their matching graybar jumpsuits?

Jill said...

Does that mean we can FINALLY stop hearing George W. McCain referred to as a "maverick"?

Mauigirl said...

So very well put.

And Jill, yes, let's stop calling McCain a Maverick when he is now parroting everything the neocons have ever said. Where did this McCain come from???