A little something from the time closet...
A Cheney walks into a ranch.
He orders a couple of shots of Jack, drinks ‘em, then pulls a shotgun and proceeds to shoot his friend in the face.
He then walks away, shrugs it off, telling everyone to keep the whole thing as quiet as possible.
"Why?" asks the confused reporters about the whole, botched mess, as the Cheney goes about his business. "Why did you do this?!"
The Cheney produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a Cheney," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The reporter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Cheney. Large mendacious Neocon, native to the GOP.
Drinks, shoots and leaves."
5 comments:
Oy .
The snark, it hurtses us.
Shouldn't that read:
"Drinks, Bamboo shoots and leaves." ?
Hee, I remember when that came out the first time. A classic.
Snark is as snark doesez.
Oh, explanation. I thought he said elongation.
My bad.
"Cheney. Large mendacious Neocon, native to the GOP."
Updated per Centers for Disease Control Cohort Study 2008:
Now identified as Patient Beta vector for spread of Ebolla Assburg retrovirus, which crossed species barriers from Fascisti Scum to American Body Politic. Watch out! Here comes the bleed out.
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