...well then color me captive!
Whatever you want, baby!
Do you prefer me all virginal and Change-agenty?
Or maybe nasty and Experienced?
Whatchu want, baby. C'mon...
Should I Cry?
Do you like...Torture?
How about a little fiscal discipline?
Up for some Dirty Immigrant action?
Come on and tell me already!
Doctor, patient and naughty HMO?
Jebus...hates...Gay...Washington...Insider...Terrorists?
Oh for God's sake, Republicans, quit tormenting the poor man with trying to figure out which suit of fetish-wear from the GOP Bottomless Freak Closet you want him in today.
You know how this is done.
Just write it on a cocktail napkin, give it to him, and when you're done leave him $20 on the dresser on your way out of the ballot box.
Rombo: Now with Extra Chameleoriffic Goodness.
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Apparently what they DON'T want is MORMONIFIC!
Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly see.
I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don't speak out as plain as day?
And, fellow Texans, I'm for progress and the flag- long may it fly.
I'm a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,
I'm for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer.
And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I'll continue to stand tall.
You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya'll...
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
Now, Miss Mona, I don't know her, though I've heard the name, oh yes.
But, of course I've no close contact, so what she is doing I can only guess.
And now, Miss Mona, she's a blemish on the face of that good town.
I am taking certain steps here, someone somewhere's gonna have to close her down.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep...
And, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step...
Cut a little swathe and lead the people on.
carol hall "the best little whorehouse in texas"
of course, romney would have to buck up his character to make it as a whore.
Oh, dear God, you and your damned Photoshopping are going to be the END of me. A spew alert might be nice.
Though nothing may ever touch Fredo as Mango... (nor will it want to).
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