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To date, this is how the very few interactions I've had with Never Trumpers have gone, because I want to talk about the Befor...
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It wasn't a fluke. It wasn't pilot error. It wasn't instrument failure. This is what Republicans wanted, and now they have a...
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"Nice planet you have here. High oxygen content." -FORBIDDEN PLANET
"Actually, Luke, Obi-Wan was mistaken about your parentage. And Owen wasn't really your uncle, either. He's the son of my mother's husband from his first marriage, you see, so you're not biologically related at all, to him or Beru. You're a Skywalker, like me! Sorry about your hand.
Lopping off a hand is a classic Jedi move. It happened to me like--shit, twice! I thought you'd be ready for it. Sorry. Anyway, come with me, kid. I've got a bunch of mechanical hands back on my ship. I'll fix you up. No, don't jump, you stupid----aw, crap, this is gonna be hard to explain to that old bastard Palaptine."
"I have always depended on strangers not being complete assholes"
"That portion of the educational system which precedes middle school, Watson!"
"I am the hereditary ruler of the world!"
"Years from now, when you talk about this - and you will - don't use the term 'MILF'."
"It is a sin - granted, a venial sin, but that's beside the point - to kill a mockingbird"
"To stay alive or to kill myself - THAT is the question."
"He is Spartacus"
"I'm ready for my tight framing shot, Mr. DeMille!"
Treat me badly and I'll cut checks that bounce -- Eating Raoul
I think I would like a t-shirt that said:
"Nice planet you have here. High oxygen content."
The shirt should also maybe have a cool picture of a robot or something.
Soylent green isn't very good to eat, unless you are a cannibal.
Hello, this is E.T., I'm trying to place a call...
Why is everybody talking like Jonah Goldberg?
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LMAO
"Attempt to employ the power source, Luke"
"In the future please do not hang up my clothes in such an unsatisfactory manner"
"Here's glancing in your direction, child"
This is fun and could easily be a parlor game. Although I must say "He's spartacus" is my personal favorite...
You people crack me right up :-)
We can go on, you know...
"What did that lady order? I would like to order the same dish, please."
"I do wish we could chat longer, but... my friend is coming over to have dinner. Bye!"
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