Invades and conquers a 7th Grade Earth Science test.
1 This rock is buried under a mountain or deep in the earth's crust.
___ igneous rock
___ metamorphic rock
___ sedimentary rock
___ 9/11
2 Small pieces of rock exposed to weather wear away and collect in layers. Sometimes these layers joined back together to make _____ rock.
___ mineral
___ metamorphic rock
___ igneous rock
___ 9/11
3 The layer of earth found between the crust and the core.
___ mineral
___ 9/11
___ igneous rock
___ magma
4 Liquid rock is called ______.
___ crust
___ metamorphic
___ weathering
___ Islamofascism
5 When magma cools down it forms ________.
___ minerals
___ metamorphic rock
___ September 11, 2001
___ Bernie Kerik
6 This is the term geologist use to explain the natural process for when rocks break down.
___ earthquake
___ The War on Terrorism
___ seismic
___ hammering
7 The innermost part of the earth is called the ____. It is made up of mostly iron and some nickel.
___ mantle
___ wife on the phone.Calling mewhile I’m in front of a roomful of gun nuts___ mineral
to say she wuuuuvs me.
Because of 9/11.
___ magma
8 Shock waves pass through the layers of the earth after an earthquake. The waves vary as they pass through different materials in the earth. Shock waves are also called _____ waves.
___ lithosphere
___ Gee-Hody
___ core
___ weathering
9 The uppermost portion of the earth is called the crust or ______. The crust is brittle and has an average thickness of 20 miles.
___ lithosphere
___ Eleventh of September...2001.
___ sedimentary
___ minerals
10 _____ have different shapes, sizes, and colors. They are identified by how much they sparkle, or by how hard they are.
___ lithosphere
___ Fundraiser based on contributions to my campaignin the amount of "$9.11"___ rocks
___ crust
8 comments:
guess what!
the magazine cost $9.11 (like his donation requests), it is a collector's item
hysterical
truly a marx brothers moment
That's really unkind of you, Drift...
to make fun of a man who's so patriotic that he campaigns wearing a mockup of the WTC Towers on his head. :o)
xoxoxox, Drifty...
Did I mention that my son is changing his name to Rudy911?
Teenagers these days!
love it.
Appreciate the nod to geology, though most of the questions have no correct answer. Or is that the point? Hmmmm.
"Gee-Hody"
Brilliant! I had to think for a moment to figure that one out.
damn, now i'm going to have to work up a country song "Boy Howdy Gee Hoddy"
look the fuck out toby keith.
Prior to Sept. 11th, pretty much all I knew of Rudolph the Dread was his appearance on Seinfeld.......... something to do with low fat yogurt. Makes sense, as he continually proves himself to be a micro-organism of the lowest kind.
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