Sunday, September 30, 2007

Rudolini


Invades and conquers a 7th Grade Earth Science test.


1 This rock is buried under a mountain or deep in the earth's crust.

___ igneous rock
___ metamorphic rock
___ sedimentary rock
___ 9/11



2 Small pieces of rock exposed to weather wear away and collect in layers. Sometimes these layers joined back together to make _____ rock.

___ mineral
___ metamorphic rock
___ igneous rock
___ 9/11



3 The layer of earth found between the crust and the core.

___ mineral
___ 9/11
___ igneous rock
___ magma



4 Liquid rock is called ______.

___ crust
___ metamorphic
___ weathering
___ Islamofascism



5 When magma cools down it forms ________.

___ minerals
___ metamorphic rock
___ September 11, 2001
___ Bernie Kerik



6 This is the term geologist use to explain the natural process for when rocks break down.

___ earthquake
___ The War on Terrorism
___ seismic
___ hammering



7 The innermost part of the earth is called the ____. It is made up of mostly iron and some nickel.

___ mantle
___ wife on the phone.
Calling me
while I’m in front of a roomful of gun nuts
to say she wuuuuvs me.
Because of 9/11.
___ mineral
___ magma

8 Shock waves pass through the layers of the earth after an earthquake. The waves vary as they pass through different materials in the earth. Shock waves are also called _____ waves.

___ lithosphere
___ Gee-Hody
___ core
___ weathering

9 The uppermost portion of the earth is called the crust or ______. The crust is brittle and has an average thickness of 20 miles.

___ lithosphere
___ Eleventh of September...2001.
___ sedimentary
___ minerals


10 _____ have different shapes, sizes, and colors. They are identified by how much they sparkle, or by how hard they are.

___ lithosphere
___ Fundraiser based on contributions to my campaign
in the amount of "$9.11"
___ rocks
___ crust

8 comments:

Distributorcap said...

guess what!

the magazine cost $9.11 (like his donation requests), it is a collector's item

hysterical
truly a marx brothers moment

Anonymous said...

That's really unkind of you, Drift...

to make fun of a man who's so patriotic that he campaigns wearing a mockup of the WTC Towers on his head. :o)

Melina said...

xoxoxox, Drifty...

Did I mention that my son is changing his name to Rudy911?
Teenagers these days!

Fran / Blue Gal said...

love it.

Anonymous said...

Appreciate the nod to geology, though most of the questions have no correct answer. Or is that the point? Hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

"Gee-Hody"

Brilliant! I had to think for a moment to figure that one out.

The Minstrel Boy said...

damn, now i'm going to have to work up a country song "Boy Howdy Gee Hoddy"

look the fuck out toby keith.

Anonymous said...

Prior to Sept. 11th, pretty much all I knew of Rudolph the Dread was his appearance on Seinfeld.......... something to do with low fat yogurt. Makes sense, as he continually proves himself to be a micro-organism of the lowest kind.