Sot

of the Antarctic

(A little something for the Pythoneers in the house.)


We pick up the filming of the epic “Sot of the Antarctic” as trouble that has been brewing on the set for weeks finally boils over…

Colin Powell: It needn't be a little al Quaeda. It can be the biggest al Quaeda you've ever seen!I An electric al Quaeda, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings, and kill all of its “third-in-line”s, and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.

Sot: Hussein is in the contract.

Cheney: He fights Hussein.

Colin Powell: Even better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the al Quaeda. Stand by to shoot.

Condi: Where do they have Husseins?

Cheney: Iraq.

Colin Powell: That's it. Sot’s in Iraq. As many tyrants as we need!

Cheney: Great!

Colin Powell: He's looking for WMDs no one else knows about. That ties in with the sand. Right. Paint the sand yellow again. Okay, let's get this show on the road.

‘Sot of Mesopotamia.'

Voice Over: Booming out of the pages of history comes a story of three men and one woman

whose courage shocked a generation.


Voice Over From the same team that brought you ... “No one could have anticipated the use of aircrafts” ... “No one could have anticipated the breaching of the levees”... “The Last Throes of the Insurgency” ... and “Karl Rove is a Fucking Genius” ... comes the story of three people


and a woman



united by fate.

Who set out in search of the fabled WMDs of Mesopotamia and found ... themselves.


Voice Over: See ... Preznit Sot's death struggle with a crazed desert Saddam.

Voice Over: See Ensign Cheney’s frank adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric Osama.

Voice Over: See SecDef-4-Life Don Rumsfeld fired just days after being declare “The Greatest Secretary of Defense in the History of the Universe”.

Announcer : And now for something completely different.

It's...Mighty POTUS’ Fleeting Casus…