Monday, October 02, 2006

Uncle Short Eyes



“…actually I just want your children.”

“…not to forget to measure and text me back later, yo.”

“…to help me cover up my pedophilic Docker Dowsing.”

All of this road warrioring today must be leaving me car-lagged, because I can only think up 20-30 captions to fit this picture.

Perhaps you have others?

Or perhaps you might want to just copy this as a template, fill in your own best effort, and pass them along to fellow travelers via the intertubes.

It’s all part of the service.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

ala william shatner:

I want you.. To Want me.

I need. You. To NEed, Me.

I'm begging you! To Beg me.

driftglass said...

skunqesh,
Ok now that's just damned funny.

Anonymous said...

".... Jeff Gannon. Right here, right now. On this here floor. Heh heh."

Anonymous said...

I don't want you





Pwapvt

drumwolf said...

We need to be spreading the "Republicans = child molesters" meme far and wide.

On Gilliard's blog, one of the commenters put it aptly:

GOP = Guardians of Pedophiles

So aptly, in fact, that I've appropriated it for some T-shirt designs on Cafepress. Apologies for the self-serving spam here, but:

http://www.cafepress.com/drumwolfshop

Anonymous said...

... to cover for me, Dennis.

... to justify those who covered for me, Tony.

Anonymous said...

And my favorite Fark comment on Foley...

"Nobody could have anticipated the breaching of the Levis."

jurassicpork said...

"...to go away for the weekend so I can educate your son about the, er, legislative process. Yeah, the legislative process."

Anonymous said...

I want you to try this anti-aging cream, Zac Hanson.

The joke would maybe work if I had any idea who the modern-day equivalent is, teen-heartthrob-wise.

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