Or: "How to gratuitously piss off an entire planet and mint thousands of brand new enemies every time you open your pretzel hole."
In three, easy steps.
1. Never negotiate with the Enemy
2. The Enemy is anyone, anywhere who disagrees with you.
3. Therefore only "negotiate" with those who already believe
exactly as you do.
And bomb the holy Hell out of everyone else.
Here endeth the lesson, except for this snip of end-note from the former Mr. "Disco" Andy Coulter via this post down below:
Ms. COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
Ms. COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?
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Bush, now that he has realized that negotiation need not be a 2-way street, seems to get some satisfaction out of thrashing out the difficult details of an agreement, at least with the house servants. "Yo, Blair," or a suitable variant, is a common opening gambit in these negotiations.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Because you are nuttier than my grandma's pecan pie."
Thats some a#1 Photochopping, dg.
especially the first and last ones.
Nymphomania refers to women: satyriasis refers to men, dipshit.
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