Monday, May 29, 2006

You can bet


that the Liberal Media’s insistence on reporting only “bad news” like this from Iraq --
2 CBS crew members killed in Iraq bombing

A cameraman and soundman for CBS were killed and a CBS correspondent was seriously injured Monday after their convoy was struck by a roadside bomb in Iraq, the network said.

Veteran cameraman Paul Douglas, 48, and soundman James Brolan, 42, were killed, CBS said in a statement. Correspondent Kimberly Dozier, 39, was in critical condition at a U.S. military hospital in Baghdad after undergoing surgery.

Doctors were "cautiously optimistic about her prognosis," according to the statement from CBS News.

The three were reporting on patrol with the 4th Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, when their convoy was hit by an improvised explosive device, CBS said.

...
In January, ABC anchorman Bob Woodruff and cameraman Doug Vogt were injured in a roadside bombing while reporting on the war.

They were standing in the hatch of an Iraqi mechanized vehicle, reporting on the war from the Iraqi troops' perspective, when the roadside bomb exploded. Both were wearing body armor, which doctors say likely saved their lives. Woodruff is recovering from serious head injuries.

Iraq, where 23 journalists were killed last year, remained the most dangerous country in which to report the news, according to The International Press Institute.


-- means the vital Good News stories -- like a nine-year-old in Tikrit who had his face licked by an adorable puppy -- will be spiked.

And the fact that water rations in the formerly-advanced nation of Iraq may well be increased for 1 to 1.3 hours a day will be criminally underreported.

And somewhere the plight of a blonde co-ed who got hammered and ran away will momentarily go perilously under-televised.

God Damned Angry Liberals and their God Damned America-Hating Media!

Spoiling a perfectly nice Monday when we’re supposed to take a minute or two away from the barbecue to remember those that have fallen in old-timey wars by blabbing about those that are dying here and now.

Don’t they know that all of the honoring of the dead is supposed to be packed into one special, ritualized day? Girded by speeches and wreaths and proclamations and taps, and not gummed up with a lot of hoo-ha about the "I"-word? Because while on every other day of the year, pointing out the cost of Iraq in blood and treasure is merely disloyal to the Dear Leader, on Memorial Day it is so much worse: It’s in bad taste.

It makes people uncomfortable.

It’s like the Flag.

As every loyal American knows, the function of a Flag is to provide a handy object over which you can gin up a fight with someone to question their patriotism. A totem onto which you can trowel a million ferocious words and resolutions and Constitutional Amendments to protect it from imaginary threat. A silver bullet to electorally slay liberal pedants who insist that Flag Burning Amendments are the worst sort of secular idolatry, and who whine that freedom itself is what you desecrate when you try to amend the Constitution to restrict speech and protect a symbol.

It is, however, most definitely NOT something to be shown in the Liberal Media respectfully draped over the coffins of fallen soldiers.

Why do they insist on Phelpsing our solemn, fleeting national mediation on the price of war by dragging the actual price of a particular war into it and waiving it in our solemn national faces?

Why do they trouble our Beautiful Minds with such filthy little facts?

Have they no decency at all?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

On days like today I am reminded of how bad things have become in the world in general and America in particular when a man who should be rotting in prison is running the most powerful nation on Earth. And the same goes for George Bush.

cieran said...

In the interest of bipartisan support for the celebration of Memorial Day, perhaps we should name and honor those members of the Bush-Cheney administration who have so proudly served this great nation in wartime, such as... uh, well, ummm... hmmm...

My, that didn't take long, did it?

Eli said...

The flag is no longer used to honor the dead, but as a screen to obscure them.


And why doesn't the media say anything about all the reporters who *weren't* killed?

jurassicpork said...

Well, thank the good lord that we don't have to be reminded of the deaths and maimings of US troops except during the annual State of the Empire Address, in which George Bush trots out a carefully-chosen grieving set of parents or a Marine with a missing arms who can't appluad the Cheif Executive's hollow lies.

The rest can be forgotten. Except for when we fire up those grills and fill up the pool on our extra day off.

I have my own thoughts on memorial Day up at my place and we should keep in mind that those of use who have the luxury of speculating on the futility of those 2465 deaths and 17,000+ injured troops is a luxury not afforded to those who have actually lost loved ones in Iraq and Afghanistan. Those poor souls have no choice but to continue rah rahing the war because the alternative available to us is unthinkable to them.

Anonymous said...

I just posted over at Steve and Jen's, that we ought to take up a collection to send Crawford-Beavis to Baghdad for a flyover (complete with evasive maneuvers) to drop a wreath in the middle of some turd-and-blood inundated street.

If he wants to make a little media hay, by remembering the dead, he can find lots of photos ops over there. But they better be AWFULLY spontaneous and unannounced.

Anonymous said...

From the DellNews page,

Zalmay Khalilzad, U.S. "ambassador-and-perpetual-attempter-to-resurrect-Ahmed-Chalabi", ever alert to another obscene instance of potential bushCo alchemy, quickly tried to turn blood, body parts, and mayhem into more agit-prop:


"These brave journalists risked their lives to tell the world the story of a brave people and a proud nation. The terrorists who committed this crime have shown themselves for who they are. They do not want the world to see the truth of what is happening in Iraq,

(Excuse me: tanbark blows chunks all over keyboard and monitor.)

where a determined people are fighting for freedom and liberty.
That story must and will be told."

Well. It certainly must and will be, told........Eventually.

He could have continued:

"...Goddammit! No matter how many journalists we have to puree, in order to make sure that only soccer-ball-distribution gets covered. This shit of having photos on CNN, of the Iranian Foreign Minister coming to Baghdad and exchanging dick-rubs with the new Iraqi Prime minister and his cabinet, and interviews with the 10 year old girl who survived the Haditha massacre, is going to cease, if we have to stick a JDAM up the ass of every journalist in Iraq.

Thank you, and god bless america and Paul Bremer, for giving it the old college try, to get those "caucuses" implemented as the electoral mechanism. (When Sistani raised one cheek and farted, the plan went a-gleying, but if he could have pulled it off, Shazaam, Sgt. Carter; we would OWN this fucking place.)

Now....just put that homing device on the chopper pad of the tallest building in the green zone, and let me have the locater.

Thank you, and guten nacht.

Anonymous said...

You right DG, we should protect the American flag! Therefore, I propose that any US citizen caught on US soil displaying the flag of traitors and terrorists be jailed for no less than 5 (five) years. I'm speaking of the Stars and Bars, the Confederate Flag, which so many UnAmerican traitors display on their house, car, person, State Capital rotunda.

They would have the option of a minimum 5 year Army enlistment in lieu of jail.

Anonymous said...

Drift, I been thinkin'...(I do that, now and then...:o)) and I know how we could make a few bucks.

Let's have a republican talking-point sale. :o)

These days, they're running short.:o)_

You know, kinda like an army surplus store, where you can buy old second-hand camos and shit, real cheap. :o)

They'd get a dozen:

"Bill Clinton's Penis!" bumper stickers for just $10.

"Hillary munches rug!" for a buck a piece.

"Chalabi for Prime Minister!"'s would go for just $.50 each. (unless the Sunnis catch up with him; after that they're a buck per, too.)

driftglass said...

tanbark,
I'm in. Also for the Naderites I'm working out at "Snowflake Baby Party" ticket for '08: because people who are not 100% pure are all equally bad.

us blues,
Sounds like an amendment to the amendment to me :-)

jp,
Literally unthinkable.

eli,
It's also incredibly absorbant. Soaks up 94% of all fascist spillage. Old Glory -- the Quicker Coverer Upper.

Say, that gives me an idea...

john,
Gonna be an ugly summer

Anonymous said...

"Gonna be an ugly summer..."

Ohhhh, yeah.

Positively schizy, if you're a bushturd.

4th of July, about the time the full story of Haditha is coming out...

Baseball, apple pie...

while the coffin industry in Iraq is becoming such a "growth industry" that Donald Trump or Halliburton, will try to buy it up and fix prices.

With any luck, junior will be addressing some "patriotic" canned photo-op, on the day that Fitz indicts his brain.

The lazy, hazy, days...I think I'll get me a cane pole and some worms and sit down on some blackwater creek, and meditate wistfully on presidential blowjobs vs. presidential war crimes...

dcnative said...

Oh, I think we can look forward to dropping bombs on a country beginning with the letter "I" this summer... especially if we don't get the Big I - indictment of Rove - before too long.

It'll be a different kind of fireworks on the Fourth.

Sadly, friends and I were talking recently about how we no longer feel good about the image of the American flag. It's become such a jingoistic piece of graphic garbage and, if it's connected to this Administration, stands for everything I think is UN-American.

Perhaps DG can use his burgeoning photoshop skills and make us a new one. I'd salute a flag flown over Castle Driftglass.

Anonymous said...

I still think the U.S. flag that Vonnegut suggested, in one of his books, is the most appropriate and honest:

"A dollar sign on a green field, with the legend underneath:

"I"ve got mine; screw you, Jack!"

Anonymous said...

We might see him break down on live TV. He's never had to deal with stuff like this before.

Daddy and his rich friends have always been there to cover his ass, and now they really can't do it. Too much shit coming down the pike.

How will the asshats react to up-front snivelling and whining, from the commander-in-chief? :o)

driftglass said...

How will the asshats react to up-front snivelling and whining, from the commander-in-chief?

They'll say "Well Clinton teared up at yadda yadda.", strap a "Mizzle Accomplished" banner across it and call it Compassionate Conservativism. And away to Crawford he'll go.

Two weeks later he'll announce that God has told him to step aside. Or invade Iran.

As always, what they're doing will be as overt as pro wrestling.

And as always the Base will sop it up with a biscuit.

Anonymous said...

Drifty,

Wolcott's back. Didn't see any explanation as to why offline for days.

Doc Johnson

BadTux said...

The facts are liberal. Reality is a liberal lie.

Hmm, that explains a lot about why conservative rule these past six years has been such a fuckup!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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