He Came In Through

The Touch-Screen Window

(With apologies to John, Paul, George and Ringo)

He came in through the touch-screen window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now he sucks his thumb and staggers
Around his empty, Crawford saloon

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Won't any network tell them
Why can't any of you see
Rummy takes his cues from Cheney
And Fundies run the whole Party

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Oh yeah

You know he's always been a dumbass
He worked through 15 beers a night
But screaming “I Luv Jebus” got him a pass
From Christalopithecans on the Right.

And so he gutted every vital department
To get his “Brownies” steady jobs
And lawmakers try their best to help him:
Congress steals while the Executive robs.

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Won't any network tell them
Why can't any of you see
Rummy takes his cues from Cheney
And Fundies run the whole Party...