Saturday, March 25, 2006

I didn’t lie


‘cause yesterday never happened.

Bush Impeachment Hearing -- Day 44: At which The Bicycle Chief suddenly announces that the charges and trial are both ridiculous because, “It's just the same shit over and over and over again. I’ll go to sleep tonight, and tomorrow I’ll wake up, and it’ll be the same as today.

And all y’all will have forgotten everything.

Well, Fox will anyway.”

He then added that calling one “Punxsucheney Dick” as a witness will help clarify things.

“Dick’s the smart one,” Dubya exclaimed peevishly. “Ah juss drive.”