Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Killer Queen


I blame Steve Gilliard for this.

Specifically his “Which champaign goes with frogmarching post?” in which Moet is prominently mentioned...

‘cause then when I rolled out of bed this a.m., the music started...

And this popped out.

Also large apologies to the late Freddy Mercury, and small apologies to the late Samuel Taylor Coleridge for one line.

1...2...3...

He swills Moet et Chandon
In front of his petty Cabinet
'Let them eat cake' Bar says
Just like Marie Antoinette

A built-in remedy
For Katrina and Sistani
An ethanol invitation
He can't decline

Fuck ‘em all with no regrets
This is what a Mandate gets
Proficient in every vice

They’re the Killer Regime
Gunpowder and Jimmy Beam
Nothing but an empty meme
Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Fucktardery of rare device
Naught but ass and appetite
Wanna try ?

To avoid complications
In the State of the Union Address
In conversation
They kneecap both the Wilsonses

Sold the place to China
Hid out in Condis Vag**a
(Careful of Dick’s Angina)
Then again Gannon’s ready...
If you're that way inclined

Harriet came naturally from Texas (naturally)
For boys she couldn't care less
But she's fastidious and precise

They’re the Killer Regime
Gunpowder and Jimmy Beam
Nothing but an empty meme
Guaranteed to blow your mind

Drop of a hat they’ll invade your soil
(If you’re brown and have some oil)
Then go eternally On Vacation
While we're nationally out of gas

To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
They are out to get you

They’re the Killer Regime
Gunpowder and Jimmy Beam
Nothing but an empty meme
Guaranteed to blow your mind

Fucktardery of rare device
Naught but ass and appetite

Wanna try ?
You wanna try...

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bravo! Was there a finer vocalist than Freddie Mercury in his prime? (If you aren't familiar with this classic Queen ditty, I assure you Drifty has nailed it.....)

Anonymous said...

Now I'll have this tune in my head all day! But that's OK... I hope I am smelling the sweet smell of indictments and not just the neighbor's fabric softener seeping out from under their garage door.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful, drifty. Just beautiful. I'll have this ditty stuck in my head all damn day.

Anonymous said...

Everybody in the whole cell block,
is dancing to that jail house rock.

Anonymous said...

What was it exactly? That buxom 18 year-old named Glenmorangie? The fine bubbles of the svelte Moet? Or merely the random song on the clock radio that inspies such poetry?

missy said...

freddie would have loved it

Anonymous said...

Don't drop the soap Karl boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

jurassicpork said...

Gilbert and Sullivan lives.

jurassicpork said...

I'm not sure but I think Fuck ‘em all with no regrets is from "Cristabel" or "Rime of the Ancient Mariner."

Then again, its sheer informality suggests Table Talk.

driftglass said...

Kubla Khan

"In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree
..."

then a buncha stuff. Then this line...

"It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice."

Also where Orson Welles swiped the name (Xanadu) for Chas. Foster Kane’s stabbin' cabin.

-- signed Dude the Obscure ;-)

driftglass said...

rox,
He was awesome. Could stun dogs in the next county.

pfrets/scout,
there's no tunes like viral tunes.

us blues,
you seem to have found a little blogfitti I left at Steve's house. nice gumshoeing...and I just blame my mother ;-)

jurassicpork said...

Speaking of Steve Gilliard, did you see his blog posting today about MoDo's latest article on Judy Miller? I think he nails Dowd's rage at Miller perfectly. Don't forget, Dowd had to run that copy past several editors before she got their seal of approval. So my guess is that she has at least the conditional support of the Times' editorial staff.

Anonymous said...

You should talk, Hence your name.

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