Thursday, September 29, 2005

Oh my fucking goodness.


Read this and prepare to roar.

God bless the blogosphere if for no other reason than it has hipped me to more cool, knives-out, Holy Shit good writing by people hammering out poetic polemics more efficiently than any other medium I know.

Here’s another one, via dKos.

I almost never post other people’s work in toto, first because of Fair Used reasons (if it’s commercially published and/or copywritten) and, second, because I want good writers to have audiences. I want you to have to go read them in-person to get the whole of it.

Like everyone else’s, my reading time is rationed, but writing is not a Zero Sum Game. Finding a great read over here doesn’t mean a great writer over there loses a deserving set of eyes.

I say let a thousand Hunter Thompsons flourish. Let us be embarrassingly, Pioneer-Contributor rich with brilliance and passion and joy, and we’ll all go home in limousines.

However I’m making an exception in this case.

Writer “Hunter” at dKos has written something fucking wonderful, and I’m posting it all because in this case I have no business editing it in any way, even if I'm well-intentioned.

That does not, however, mean you should stay here. It means you head over to dKos and tell him (or her) so.

Now relax and take a big swallow because this is a Warrior's Drink.

Bush Supporters of the Far Right: Cries from the Lake of Fire
by Hunter

Thu Sep 29th, 2005 at 15:18:21 PDT
At Blogs For Bush, which bills itself as the Whorehouse... er, "White House" of the Blogosphere, the ever effervescent Mark Noonan writes about the DeLay indictment:
As our Sister Toldjah noted earlier, the "indictment" of Tom Delay is entirely bogus - from what I've read, Tom Delay didn't know about the perfectly legal transaction he is accused of conspiring to make. We have now left entirely the field of normal political conflict and entered a twilight world where fantasy is presented as fact and the only standard of conduct is "will it work?". This is not the actions of a political Party engaged in seeking a majority - it is the action of a Party determined to destroy its opponents entirely and sieze all power for itself...it is, in short, the stuff from which civil wars are made...

I really do urge our Democrats to step back from the edge - you are sitting in a lake of gasoline and you are playing with fire. We on our side will only put up with so much before we start to pay back with usury what we have received. If you can't defeat Tom Delay in the electoral field, then you will simply have to accept him as Majority Leader of the United States House of Representatives - and you'd better start accepting political reality before things get really bad.

Mark... may I call you Mark? I feel when someone has shown me the insides of their own rectum, we're pretty much on a first name basis... I have some words for you.

Whitewater. Rush Limbaugh. "Drug Dealer" Bill Clinton. Swift Boats.
Vince Fucking Foster.

Playing with fire, you say? Because the indictments ringing Tom DeLay finally reached up that one, final step from his ring of closest advisers to DeLay himself? Because the SEC has launched a formal investigation into the same behaviors by Bill Frist that put Martha Stewart recently in prison? Because one of the single most visible, highest profile Republican money men has been indicted for fraud, is being investigated for client shakedowns, and has his close business associates being investigated for a mob-connected murder?

What utter cowardice. What pathetic anti-American pedantry. What laughable protestation. The crimes of campaign money laundering, of fraud, of conspiracy, the violation of the laws of the nation, to be answered with stern visions of potential gunfire if Democrats have the audacity to pursue it.

This is the world of the Republican Party, split open like a rotting pumpkin. Crime after crime after crime being investigated, all revolving around the Republican money machine. Every seed connected by the strands of money they share between them. Barely-laundered campaign money passed in the palm of every flabby handshake. Every player in boldface, underlined print in the Rolodex of every other.

And still, this same bottom-tier world of flag-waving supporters still obsessed over an extramarital sex act, but offended to the point of sad, blustering threats at the notion that crimes by gilded and worshipped Republicans are really still crimes.

Your party has set aflame the entire political landscape, and now, once burned, you warn sternly from the branches of a burnt-out tree about "playing with fire". You used the ashes of one of the great liberal cities of America, New York City, as war paint for your own sick, racist dreams. You shudder at a burning flag, yet are willing to snip-and-cut basic tenets of the Constitution as needed or convenient.

And now, you're outraged, not by any of the rest of it, not by anything that has come before, but because a few prominent Republican faces have -- shock of shocks -- been indicted in probes that have spanned years of investigation, and interrogation, and deposition. That, you say, represents the underpinnings of a civil war.

You poor, hollow, blood-painted clowns. Cheering the trials and failures of your country with the same pennants and giant foam hands that you wave at your favorite sports teams. Willing to accept the most outrageous of lies, if they are spoken from your favorite talking heads, and soothe your own notions of America for you, and only for you.

And as for the audacity of Democrats speaking up during this process... the redfaced, flatulent fury with which you declare Republicans off-limits to that which you so gleefully hurl yourself...

Welcome to the world of the politics of personal destruction, you tubthumping, chin-jutting, Bush humping gits. Welcome to the nasty and partisan world that Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Hugh Hewitt, Grover Norquist, Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay, and a legion of insignificant lowest-rung toadies like yourselves nurtured into fruition daily with eager, grubby hands, and now look upon with dull-faced faux horror.

I know you hate me, and anyone else to dares disturb the thin strands of alternate reality in which George W. Bush is an intellectual giant, Saddam really was responsible for 9/11, the economy is getting better by the minute, and we capture the most very important members of al Qaeda on a weekly basis.
But here's some advice. You'd better start hating me more. This is the world you forged and, unfortunately for you, I'm beginning to take a fancy for it. Welcome to the politics of your own party, finally sprouting from the ground on which you planted the seeds and shat upon them.

Step back from the edge? You poor boy, asleep in the back of the car the whole trip, finally waking up and wondering where you're at.

Swift boats. Aluminum tubes. Niger uranium. "Mushroom clouds". Whitewater.
Vince Fucking Foster.

You can't even see the edge from here. You left it behind a hundred miles back.
So don't give me chest-thumping crap about civil wars, if your politicians are indicted. Don't give me visions of a lake of fire, if all those who find you loathsome refuse to suck at your teats of scientific ignorance in the name of religion, racism in the name of freedom, and corruption in the name of the New World Order.

Get used to the world you have created, and the stench your worshipped heroes have unleashed.

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

Honestly...

I read this before coming here. I didn't catch the author. I wondered for a moment if you, driftglass, were now guest blogging for Kos.

That's a compliment to both Hunter and you.

Jim McCulloch said...

It is quite a nice feel-good piece. Thanks for the tip.

Anonymous said...

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jurassicpork said...

I know blogging isn't compettitve (or it's not supposed to be, anyway) but, damn, Drifty! if you have half the literary hubris I have, you'd be gnashing your teeth right now wishing you'd written that.

Not that you haven't reached such peaks of pique before in your own right...

Man, I cannot wait for the off-term elections next year. What a great time for me, for all of us, to get into political blogging.

Anonymous said...

This is the best part of that rant:
"You used the ashes of one of the great liberal cities of America, New York City, as war paint for your own sick, racist dreams. You shudder at a burning flag, yet are willing to snip-and-cut basic tenets of the Constitution as needed or convenient."

Thanks for the link drift.

Anonymous said...

Ouch! That's gonna leave...

one reamed-out wingnut colon...:o)

It's come to this, has it?

Threatening us with "civil war" if we won't eat the bushCo shit like some protein-starved cur?

I don't think so...

Anonymous said...

And watch for more of the same kind of stomach-turning mayhem that was swapped onto that porn site, as the "discipline" (what there is of it) starts to REALLY break down in Iraq.

Another little mine canary:

The Turks start to put in a large military base just inside their border with Iraq.

And, Ahmed Chalabi decides that he needs to check out his London town house, for dust-bunnies under the bed.

StealthBadger said...

Heh. Drift, it's as you said. "The personal is political again Ken, because you fuckers made it so."

My own way of phrasing the a similar sentiment was inspired by reading an essay where someone else had been infuriated by the pathetic, weak "support our troops" magnets, as if a magnet is an appropriate substitute for ripping your elected leadership a new asshole for not protecting the Army we have.

There is no reasonable way to have a dialogue with someone who thinks kicking you in the teeth is conversation, and you raising your arms in defense (letting alone kicking back) is abusing them.

There are plenty of reasonable ways of dealing with them, though. The one we as a country seem to have forgotten is to not elect the fuckers in the first place, it makes the pundits of the same stripe much easier to be around without doing something that will put you in jail.

Let's hope ShrubCo proves to be a sufficient reminder of that lesson for a long, long time. But just as important, hell yes, we need these things said by as many gifted writers as possible, and in as many differing ways - if only to remind those that come after us not to give power to leased corporate tools.

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