Yes, I am one butt-ugly dog.

But the hairy-clumps that cling to my ass are a beauty like unto the Smile of the Gioconda compared to the putrefying contents of James Dobson’s nutty skull.

Think not?

Read on:

Possible Frist '08 Bid Splits Religious Right
Absent Senator the Talk of 'Justice Sunday'

By Thomas B. Edsall
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, August 16, 2005; A02

NASHVILLE, Aug. 15 -- Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-Tenn.) was not present at Justice Sunday II, a televised gathering of major religious leaders in his home state to promote the Supreme Court nomination of John G. Roberts Jr., but he was on everyone's mind.

Just over two weeks ago, the prospective presidential candidate alarmed some leaders of the Christian right when he broke ranks with President Bush to announce support of expanded embryonic stem cell research, a stand viewed in many quarters of the antiabortion movement as permitting the taking of a human life.

Some religious leaders who spoke here were prepared to forgive Frist or to grant him the benefit of the doubt. Others, however, warned that he had crossed an important moral boundary and would face political consequences.
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Every winner of the Republican presidential nomination since Ronald Reagan in 1980 has had significant support from social conservatives, won in large measure by embracing stands acceptable to antiabortion groups. Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), who denounced the religious right during his bid for the 2000 Republican presidential nomination, was defeated that year by George W. Bush, who had worked hard to cultivate social conservatives.
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Perkins said Frist was not invited to Justice Sunday II because House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) was chosen for star billing, not because of Frist's stand on stem cell research. Other religious leaders here, speaking not for attribution, said they viewed the decision not to invite Frist to a major event in his home state as a pointed snub.

James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, who spoke by video to the Justice Sunday II assembly, has steadily escalated his criticism of Frist, comparing his stand on embryonic stem cell research to Nazi experimentation on human subjects during WWII.

"The Nazis experimented on human beings in horrible ways in the concentration camps, and I imagine, if you wanted to take the time to read about it, there would have been some discoveries there that benefited mankind," he said on his radio show last week. "You remove ethics and morality, and you get what happened in Nazi Germany." Then, specifically addressing Frist, Dobson said, "there's a higher order of ethics here."
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So the problem the Sacrilegious Right has with Frist isn’t that he’s not their whore. It isn’t that he hasn’t already sold himself and his principles out; completely turn out his ethical pockets to Old Scratch and Sniff.

Sorry Senator. Sure, you’re crazy, you’re just not Tom DeLay-crazy.

Nothing lower than this. Really. A perfect cocktail of Fundamentalist anti-science bigotry, shithouse-rat crazy theology and a piquant slice of “Anyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi” to liven the whole thing up.

OK, maybe there is one thing lower than these douchebags.

Pandering to these douchebags.

Rolling out the Red Carpet for this douchebags. Cracking open the Good Scotch for these Bag of Douche. Going way, waaaay out of your way to welcome them into your hearth and home, and then throwing them the keys to the Party of Lincoln and begging them to drive you to the White House

But that’d be about as low as possible, right?

Knowing what a rancid pile James Dobson is – what deeply and profoundly evil, hateful, anti-American men he and his ilk are – and still kneeling down and servicing them like a trained circus seal playing a line of trumpets, that would approach some kind of theoretical lower limit of below which it would be impossible to sink.

Or so you would think.

There is one more scum-slick step on this portrait of Fucktard Descending a Stairway Into an Open Sewer.

That would be actually voting for the people…who pander to the Douchbags…who live in the jerrybuilt House that Jerry Built.

Rising from your bed one bright November morn, walking to your polling place, drawing the curtain, and affirming by your deliberate action that you choose to throw in your lot and doom your country by handing it over to some of the most unspeakably vile creatures this old land has ever produced.

To look around you and note that ALL of the bigots, neonazis, NeoCons, Unreconstructed Segregationists, Wingnut theocrats, looters, gutless chickenhawk and assorted other creepy, half-bright, bile-spewing wannabes like Ricky Santorum are ALL in the same political party…and say to yourself in privacy of your own soul: Yes, This Is What I Want!

That, I would have to argue, is the cheapest and lowest betrayal of all.