When you find your life in danger...

When you’re threatened by a stranger


When it looks like you will take a lickin',
(puk, puk, puk, puk)



There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,



just Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, ack!)

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,


Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it
(puk, ack!)




He will drink his super sauce


And throw the bad guys for a loss


And he will bring them in alive and kickin'


(puk, puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn


When there is no one else to turn to


Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, puk, puk, puk)



Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, ack!)

Oh, here’s the Oh, here’s the NYT article that catalyze the stuff above…

July 12, 2005
White House Silence on Rove's Role in Leak Enters 2nd Day
By RICHARD W. STEVENSON
WASHINGTON, July 12 - President Bush was asked today if he planned to fire Karl Rove, a senior aide at the center of an investigation over the unmasking of an undercover C.I.A. officer, and he offered only a stony silence in reply.

"Are you going to fire him?" the president was asked twice in a brief Oval Office appearance with Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong of Singapore. Both times, the president ignored the questions.

Then a White House aide signaled that the session was over. "Out those doors, please," the aide told journalists. "Thank you very much."

Nearly two years after stating that any administration official found to have been involved in leaking the name of an undercover C.I.A. officer would be fired, and assuring that Mr. Rove and other senior presidential aides had nothing to do with the disclosure, the White House is refusing to answer any questions about new evidence of Mr. Rove's role in the matter.
...
In two contentious news briefings on Monday, the White House press secretary, Scott McClellan, would not directly address any of a barrage of questions about Mr. Rove's involvement, a day after new evidence suggested that Mr. Rove had discussed the C.I.A. officer with a Time magazine reporter in July 2003 without identifying her by name.
...
Mr. Rove made no public comment. A senior administration official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the White House now says its official position is not to comment on the case while it is under investigation by a federal special prosecutor, said ...

"Knowing Rove, he's still having eight different policy meetings and sticking to his game plan," said one veteran Republican strategist in Washington who often works with the White House. "But this issue now is looming, and as they peel away another layer of the onion, there's a lot of consternation. Rove needs to be on his A game now, not huddled with lawyers and press people."
...
In September 2003, Mr. McClellan said flatly that Mr. Rove had not been involved in disclosing Ms. Plame's name. Asked about the issue on Sept. 29, 2003, Mr. McClellan said he had "spoken with Karl Rove," and that it was "simply not true" that Mr. Rove had a role in the disclosure of her identity. Two weeks earlier, he had called suggestions that Mr. Rove had been involved "totally ridiculous." On Oct. 10, 2003, after the Justice Department opened its investigation, Mr. McClellan told reporters that Mr. Rove, Mr. Abrams and Mr. Libby had nothing to do with the leak.
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Representative Henry A. Waxman of California, the senior Democrat on the House Government Reform committee, called for hearings on what he termed "this disgraceful incident," saying that if it had happened in the Clinton administration the Republican-controlled House would certainly have summoned the deputy White House chief of staff to testify.
...

The Rove surely does need, “to be on his A game now, not huddled with lawyers and press people,” but only because to the Bush White House it is just a game. The “Uniter not Divider” President has done nothing but root for wedge issues like a truffle hog since the day he slimed his way into the Oval Office. The “Restoring Dignity” President has been a consistent and bald-faced liar since he was off Bar’s teat, and has spent the last five years encouraging Christopaths and his petro-padrons to butt-scoot all over the Constitution like a pack of diarrheic sniff hounds.

These are mobsters, pure and simple, whose only loyalty is to Dear Leader, and when that means that Tom Paine or Abe Lincoln need to have their nuts cut off...off they go. To the Bush Crime Family, laws are for little people. Rules are for suckers. Special Prosecutors are what you sic on Democrats when they get caught having bad sex with chubby interns.

And the fucking Media is supposed to STFU and do what it’s told!

I mean, come on. The Republican Party has spend thirty years and invested God knows how many millions of dollars earned screwing the environment and the working man sideways to destroy the Free Press and tart up a bunch of conscience-free, Administration water-bearers, rented knob-gobblers and automata to pass for journalists in a dim light and bleat their grotesque lies without projectile vomiting all over the TelePrompTer.

And they lose their nerve over one, little case of Massive Treason and Endangering National Security to indulge the petty pique by the troll at the controls of the President’s radio-controlled Underoos. This Presidential Homunculi who was born with a poison sac instead of genitalia – bloated so large and pustulent that the Secret Service gave it its own code name and roll it around behind Rove in a vehicle designated Little Red Wagon One. Since the day when Bush was just another belligerent, illiterate drunk-ass Texas punk with a rich Poppy, Rove has been the Loyal Family Viper, fucking everything he every touches to death with a pie-faced, little-girl homicidal chuckle.

And now that he’s been caught in the dumpster rump-fucking a Komodo Dragon and strangling a nun, where the fuck is the fucking Insurance Policy?

All this money time and sweat spent constructing human-simulacra manwhores like Jeffy Gannon and Steppin’ Pundit “Journalists” like Strongarm Williams. Bleeding major newspapers white and giving whole broadcast enterprises to lying, TV-ready Irritable Bowel sock-puppets like Brit Hume. Breeding Orcs with Trolls to whelp skulking bile-powered killbots like Rush and Coulter.

And for what? We "paid for this microphone,", so where the fuck are they!?

I mean, if you can’t rely on bought-off reptilian whores to stay bought off when the going takes a sharp Right turn into Treason, what can you rely on?

Just another bunch of fat, lazy, unreliable Americans who need to have their jobs geosourced to the Pacific Rim with extreme prejudice. You can damned well bet that when James Dobson gets his avatar installed as President, you won’t see this kind of sloppiness. Gonna job the whole thing to out the North Koreans: White House Press office, Fox News, CNN, everything.

None of this weak-ass letting reporters jerk off on camera and making the Dear Leader’s pet spokes-catamite look all sweaty and stupid. No sir! Once the Dobson Administration summarily executes a couple of reporters on camera who ask anything that they haven’t been told to ask, that’ll tighten up the fucking ship. Then we’ll bloody well have a little Old Testament Law and Order around this place.

Just like Jesus would have wanted it.