RNC Chair tells Republican Party to Fuck Off

Ken Mehlman shown here counting the number of Republicans who’d be left if the Segregationists, White Supremecists and Christopaths parted company the GOP...

...after which he leaps kittenishly all over Oprah’s couch proclaiming his love for George Bush.


Ken Mehlman is sooo fucked.

He has read the tea-leaves of the future of the GOP – from the coming midterms on – and the results made him poop out his Baby Jesus anal plug. The hypnotic power of 9/11 to suppress all criticism of the Bush Crime Family as they rape the Earth is not replicable or fungible, and the thick layer of Teflon that was troweled onto Dear Leader after the stood on the rubble and the dead and lied to the American people is starting to flake off.

Heavens, reporter were actually asking real questions instead of lining up for the Owl Pellets of Infinite Wisdom that Scotty Dog harks up every day!?

So like Jack Lemmon in “Days of Wine and Roses”, watch now as electoraloholic Mehlman begins the process of tearing the green-house apart looking fore new voters.

This from today’s WaPo (Mr. Gilliard also has a different and Gilliardian angle on Racist and Drugstore Cowboy First Class Rush Limbaugh’s horror at Mehlman’s yabber.)

RNC Chief to Say It Was 'Wrong' to Exploit Racial Conflict for Votes
By Mike Allen
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Thursday, July 14, 2005; A04
It was called "the southern strategy," started under Richard M. Nixon in 1968, and described Republican efforts to use race as a wedge issue -- on matters such as desegregation and busing -- to appeal to white southern voters.

Ken Mehlman, the Republican National Committee chairman, this morning will tell the NAACP national convention in Milwaukee that it was "wrong."
"By the '70s and into the '80s and '90s, the Democratic Party solidified its gains in the African American community, and we Republicans did not effectively reach out," Mehlman says in his prepared text. "Some Republicans gave up on winning the African American vote, looking the other way or trying to benefit politically from racial polarization. I am here today as the Republican chairman to tell you we were wrong."

Mehlman, a Baltimore native who managed President Bush's reelection campaign, goes on to discuss current overtures to minorities, calling it "not healthy for the country for our political parties to be so racially polarized."
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It would be terribly irresponsible and in bad taste to suggest that part of Ken Mehlman's problem is that he's is a closeted, self-loathing, um, let’s say...biter of soft, hand-embroidered White House souveigner pillows. Or a smoker of the pemmican of persons of the same gender as himself.

Such irresponsible speculation would, of course, be even more completely irrelevant if he were not the gaping horse-faced spokes-mutant for a Party the only occupies the White House because of an 11th hour, nationwide, gay-bashing blitzkrieg engineered by the American Traitor Number One. Bush’s own Harry Lime. Karl Rove: The Turd Man.

But since Mehlmen has chosen to throw his lot in with a herd of despicable swine who hunt gays for partisan sport, I’m sure he’s cool with cruel, public meditations on the private habits of others. The personal is political again, Ken, because you fuckers made it so.

And I’d add that it would be especially irresponsible to imply that if Ken were so inclined (and no one is saying that he is), that, as Tom Waits said, he has perhaps “fallen for a tawny Moor” thus explaining his sudden desire to make all things racially harmonious across the aisle and in the closet.

The problem is, of course, that Ken’s party is run by degenerate racists. Unapologetic Dixiecrats who looove them some Rush Limbaugh, and who fly the American Swastika big and proud.

Jesus, Ken, open some of the documents on the last election and look at the fucking map you vile little cur; I’m sure they have a few laying around RNC HQ. Do you think it’s a fucking accident that every single Slave State skews GOP? Seriously, Ken, the idea that the Republicans would be able to even beat the Natural Law Party – anywhere on any slate -- without its army of bigots and wingnuts is laughable.

Hate it the fuel that powers your Party. Polarization is the only gag your intellectually dead and ethically bereft One Trick Party has left...so what’s the big Operation Overlord plan for keeping a GOP Majority once the Birchers all pack up and leave ‘cause your constortin’ with the Coloreds and maybe even promotin’ miscegenation?

And may I add how incredibly insulting and patronizing it is to suggest that our political parties are “racially polarized" because “Republicans did not effectively reach out.” Peddle your Revisionist Scout Cookies elsewhere you misshapen, ambulatory sack of whatever was left over when they bolted Rove together. How fucking dare you imply that black people are Democratic in overwhelming numbers because of “polarization” or some other partisan Jedi Mind Trick that evil Liberals have worked on them. How dare you suggest that black people are somehow too simple-minded or child-like to have chosen the GOP on a level-playing field.

Black folks are Democrats because they’re not idiots.

Because they see that for every four years, your party spends three years and 50 weeks making economic and social war on them, and then two weeks during the Republican National Convention parading token Republican Negroes around as if that’s going to make anyone forget the vast, white, Christopath and bigoted audience to which they are playing.

Racism is not some dim, pre-Cambrian relic from your party’s distant Past, Ken. Ronald Reagan began his 1980 presidential campaign in Philadelphia, Mississippi – a place most famous for being the spot where civil rights workers Michael Schwerner, Andrew Goodman and James Chaney were murdered in 1964. There he loudly trumpeted “State’s Rights”, which has always been lightly encrypted code in the South for “Segregation Now, Segregation Tomorrow, Segregation Forever.”

George W., like almost all Republican candidates, made sure to make that bastion of unbridled and unashamed Southern Conservative Evangelical Bigotry -- Bob Jones University – an important stop on his road to the White House. Well, to the Supreme Court...then the Activist Conservative Judicial Coup D’etat...then the White House, but you get my drift.

So how about you get the majority of your Party to stop sucking Jeff Davis’ traitorous, long-dead dick and then we’ll talk?

Still, Ken, if you’re serious about not wanting to sully yourself by associating with narrow-minded inbreeders and racist, AND if you want to be around people who would be far more accepting of any, um, personal habits or behaviors that you might feel a little uncomfortable sharing with Tom DeLay and Randall Terry and James Dobson, man oh man, do I have a political party for YOU!