Friday, April 08, 2005

No, this will not save us.

Tesla



Loser-talk from the “We’re all fucking” crew tends to pop up on the internets like recurrent herpes every now and then. KennyBabes (among others) in the comment's over at Gilliard put the rebuttal to such to pretty succinctly:

“Dont talk to me, show me. Stand next to me at the protest, help your progessive city council candidate, or dogcatcher beat the asshole incumbent.”

Amen
I mean seriously, why do these people bother? They shamble from blog to blog like that one-trick-pony cartoon character Glum, from the terrible and long-forgotten "Adventures of Gulliver", moaning “We’re all doooomed! We’ll never make it out of here alive!” Why are you expending all that energy to butt-scoot your idiot meme around anyway? Why are you so bent on evangelizing hopelessness? If its that bad, shit, go quietly eat a bullet -- or another dozen couch-potato Doritos-and-Dove-Bars MRIs -- and quit annoying the grown-ups.

Churchill said, “For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else.” So why not listen to the man actually understood what it was like to be backed up against the wall by real Nazis? The guy who “marshaled the English language to save Western Civilization” and…

…go to a local beat meeting.
…or volunteer to be an election judge.
…or help your local food pantry or shelter organization, especially when they lobby pols.
…you alderman (or whatever you have) probably has periodic ward meetings, open to all. So does your reps: state and federal.
…during budget time, your CLEO (Chief Local Elected Official) probably has to have public hearings and commentary. Go. Speak.
…city council. It’s free and can be more fun than watching the geek eat a rat at a low-rent circus freak show.
…your local school council decides whether or not kids are going to be taught Science or rank superstition. Should probably look in to that.
…if you are reading this, you have a keyboard and an attitude. Write to your elected officials, and remember not to fucking swear.
…hold a meet-up in your Very Own House!

And when you get sick of the petty infighting of some of these groups, run to become an officer and make them get it right. Or quit for awhile, and watch porn, or go to the beach, or fling shirukins at cardboard cutouts of Jerry Falwell, or go to Casablanca and open a saloon, or whatever.

Then get rested and tag back in to the ring at some other point, ‘cause we need you.

And if you are waiting for the Great Socialist Uprising or The Green Revolution to catch on like a prairie-fire before you get involved, then you might as well wait for Nikola Tesla to leap from the grave and be declared the King of Magnetism and use his amazing powers to reformat the hard drive of Basic Human Nature.

It ain’t gonna happen.

If you are hold your skirts above all the mud and tears and imperfection of real politics, well, good luck with that because you are letting the perfect become the enemy of the good, or the sufficient, and ceding the field of battle to actual Bad Guys by default.

Or you are just too fucking lazy to be bothered and are rationalizing away your civic sloth, in which case, STFU.

Or you’re new to the game. I was too, once. Everybody was. Post-pubescence snapped me right out of my own particular, utopian Randite rapture, but I managed to keep my humor and my killer pecs. And some considerable portion of my passion.

Or you’re just fucking tired. I hear you, friend. I hear you loud and clear. Only you know how much you can carry and when it gets too much so I guess, like the song says, “Lean on me.” Go rest for awhile. Find somebody nice and do something naughty. Take a little vacation and don’t worry so much. Come back a Happy Warrior, sword honed, ready to take heads.

We’ll still be here.

14 comments:

Mister Roboto said...

Well, I have some good news to report. In the white working-class suburb of Milwaukee in which I live, there was this major BushCo Kool-Aid drinker and righty kook who was running for alderman. He had yard signs everywhere, and I was scared to death he was going to win, so I made sure I showed up to vote. Well, my rather-less-than-idyllic suburb was saved yet again from the ravages of BushCo kookdom. He lost. Not by a terribly huge margin, but he lost nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

Driftglass I do wish you would stop beating around the bush and tell us what you really think.
You are right of course.

Anonymous said...

You got to keep your pecs? Mine keep sending me threatening letters, suggesting that man-teats are in my immediate future. On the plus side, all this the typing has given me the forearms of Popeye!

Anonymous said...

FWIW, I think they're "shuriken". At least that's what I remember from that issue of "The Hands of Shang-Chi, Master of Kung-Fu" comics. ;-)

And nice work, BTW.

driftglass said...

loveandlight,
good on you hombre & thanks -- news of victory is always welcome ;)

captain goto,
"Hooked on Phonics" obviously did not work for me :)

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