He's In The Jailhouse Again

As some of you might remember, the last time I got tossed into the Hashtag Hoosegow is was for referring to Bill Maher as a "whore" on Twitter.

That was all it took.

So, on the theory that every time God locks a Twitter account She opens a new tab on Windows, I chose to use my time in solitary to have some fun in the prison library and research whether or not Bill Maher himself had ever used suchlike language on Twitter.

The results did not surprise me. But Bill Maher is a Blue Check and I'm a nobody that's just how Twitter rolls.

And now, dear readers, I have once again I have transgressed the unwritten rules of decorum and used an Outlaw Word on the Twitter and am now officially a marked man.

A two-time loser.

A Twecidivist .

And what got me kicked out this time?

Using the word "Gimp" specifically in reference to Lindsey Graham and a very, very famous scene from the movie Pulp Fiction.  

And that, boys and girls was literally all it took to get me locked out of Twitter.  Again.

And so, with all the slow time I now have on my hands to a contemplate my fate as I sit here in my cell, I thought perhaps we might share a Teachable Moment and have a little fun by once again raiding the prison library to see if there are perhaps other people -- much more respectable and prominent persons -- who might also have used that word on Twitter.

And with just a few minutes at the microfiche machine, do you know who I found out just fucking loves that word?

Everybody's favorite Never Trumper Rick Wilson.

And while I shan't bore you by using a 20 lb. sledgehammer to overkill the matter, perhaps you can indulge me the use of a 16 oz. ball-peen hammer to make the point, beginning with Mr. Wilson's vivid  description of President Barack Obama from 2013:

Putin: "My working and personal relationship with President Obama is marked by growing trust. Also, he looks hot in the gimp suit."

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 12, 2013

Then, more recently, this:

Manafort walking back Gimp Preibus's work to kill the vote on the floor.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 18, 2016

And this:

"Get the gimp."

"Christie's sleeping."

"Get him anyway."

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 3, 2016

And this:

Shorter Cruz; "NO. YOU wear the gimp suit."

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 21, 2016

And this:

Sorry. It was 11 Senators who rebuked President Gimp for his slavish devotion to Putin.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 16, 2019

And this:

Putin is fitting Trump for a gimp suit.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 25, 2016

And this:

It's called "making a case" and Trump's slack-wit strip-mall lawyers, pwn duh libz media gimps, sideshow freak consultants, White House fluffers, and delusional fans better hope for a jury of oxy-addled human-possum hybrids who watch 80 hours of Fox a week when Mueller is done. https://t.co/Vb5bVNfHEP

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 26, 2018

And this:

Bring out the Gimp. https://t.co/IgEGacIA7n

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 2, 2018

And this:

NATO is a fundamental, essential, proven pillar of our national security architecture. Why is anyone shocked Putin's gimp @realDonaldTrump pushes Russia's most beloved dream of wrecking it?

Instead of roaring through the Fulda Gap, Putin bought a President.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 15, 2019

And this:

I'd just like to point out Donald Trump lost control of his narrative 2 weeks ago as images of kids being separated for their parents broke his spell.

With the collapse of the North Korea lie, his utter humiliation as Putin's Gimp, and the flailing attempts to recover...whew.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 19, 2018

And damn if I didn't go with the sledgehammer after all.

Also too:

Bring out the gimphttps://t.co/tKyk5qqGhC

— John Schindler (@20committee) February 15, 2019

Ah well.

 I guess prison really does change a person.

Behold, my Twitter Legal Defense Fund!