Monday, November 26, 2018

Frankie "The Thimblerigger" Luntz Did The Crime, Doesn't Want To Do The Time


This from Raw Story about the Republican party's most infamous moon-faced assassin of joy* should come as absolutely no surprise to anyone:
Frank Luntz sheds ‘Republican’ label: ‘It’s hard to be partisan when you see the damage that’s done’

Appearing on Fox News’ MediaBuzz with host Howard Kurtz, conservative pollster Frank Luntz decried the polarized state of U.S. political affairs — that he is partly to blame for — and said the extremist turn of the GOP has him wondering if he can call himself a Republican any longer.

Speaking with the host, Luntz slammed the “poisonous atmosphere” he has seen while talking to voters and said the U.S. can’t continue down the road it is on under Donald Trump — while ducking pinning the blame on the president when pressed.

“Do you regret any of the tactics of your past, and are you now moving to a different place when you talk about ‘I want to spend 2019 finding common ground’?” Kurtz pressed the pollster. “That’s not Frank Luntz the partisan warrior.”

“It’s hard to be a partisan warrior when you see the damage that’s done,” Luntz lamented, before the Fox host asked him, “Do you still consider yourself a Republican?”

“I don’t know,” Luntz replied before attacking both Republicans and Democrats over inner-city policies.

When asked if Trump had a hand in his dilemma, Luntz ducked the question and criticized both parties.

“I don’t like the tone and demeanor of either of them,” the pollster replied.

“It sounds like you are becoming an independent without using those words,” Kurtz suggested.
So now Frank Luntz is not exactly a Republican anymore.  Maybe even an "independent".  And he blames both sides.

Yes, by now all the GOP plague rats who brought this country to ruin know the all the magic words that will get them a seat on the lifeboat.

I presume the next step will be a book which will have the same theme as every other Never Trumper book --


-- and will be launched with boosts and blurbs and free air time by all the usual credulous Beltway Liberals and cynical Beltway Both Siderists.

Funny old world.




Behold, a Tip Jar!


*(h/t  J. Michael Straczynski)

9 comments:

Robt said...

Ever since Luntz graduated from, Fucks U.. He has continued having a problem being Frank.

I can only say, if he ever came in front of JUdge RobT's court and convicted. Jail at the plush GOP hilton prison is out of the question.

I believe in real work is good for the soul and provides self worth (which Luntz has given up search for).

I would sentence him to 24/7 community labor at the oldest city Waste Management plant for at least a year.

His debt to society????
having to clean and purify with his own hands the human waste of others.
The public assurance that he had to breath to the point of tasting everyone else's shit (for a change).

FRank must have the impression the Trump party only needs Trumpy and his services of slipping shit into the fan is not needed. His prestigious well paid (and great benefits) executive job has been deleted in the New GOP hostile take over by management.

It is something many reporters speculated when Citizens United was passed. All the middle people will no longer be needed. The wealthy can buy right from the top shelf.

Although I do not believe a word Luntz says, I admit fleeting pleasure at his pretending hihe has a soul that is confused.

Hal Rager said...

Burn the lifeboats!

Jim from MN said...

Being both repulsed and horrified by the sights, sounds and smells of the Republican shit pile he helped create, Frank Luntz declares himself a newfound, straight-ticket GOP voting "Independent." Imagine the look on his face when he climbs aboard the lifeboat to escape the SS Trump as it sinks only to see Joe Scarborough, David Frum, Charlie Sykes, Bill Kristol and Steve Schmidt have taken all the seats.

Al in PDX said...

Like an officer on the losing side of a war, shedding his uniform and trying to blend in with other citizens to avoid POW camp.

ziply said...

You beat me to taking about this!

Kevin Holsinger said...

Good morning, Mr. Glass.

If you look at Mr. Luntz in that interview...damn, he looks like something's not right in Luntzville.

Be seeing you.

Pagan in repose said...

Dear Mr. "compassionate conservative" luntz,

Please go fuck yourself.

Yeah, try "go fuck yourself" on your test groups and see how that flies up your nose.

Here is a fine article from Mother Jones about Luntz and the Koch Bros and their Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious work on improving political discourse, or a "clear skies initiative" "death tax" sort of deal if you will...

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/12/frank-luntz-helped-the-koch-brothers/

Robt said...

Luntz fits right in with the new improved FOX. Since Dear Rupert handed operations over to his litter of offspring spiders. Who contend "advertisingly", The FOX is going to spray a pleasant scent aerosol after taking a dump in your living room.
If you haven't noticed, the right wing rebranding has been in over drive and underway.
Luntz merely steps onto his reserved seat on the lifeboat. No, there is no priority of omen and children first in Conservo-Moral- etiquette.



Lit3Bolt said...

Frank Luntz is now moving on the second phase of his career, which is dripping stories of his ratfucking to credulous, careerist reporters who will suck his dick and swear it's toothpaste.

Roger Ailes was a sack of dogshit, but every reporter bowed and preened and displayed their mandrill bottom to him, lest he turn against them. Frank Luntz is setting himself up the same way as the "Racism Whisperer." Historians and journalists for years will write glowing stories about he managed to get just enough angry whites to vote against their own interests, as if that was an actual accomplishment.