Sunday, May 14, 2017

They Laughed When I Told Them...

...that the Right would reach it apotheosis with with torch-lit mobs of racists and imbeciles...

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...torchlit mob of racists and imbeciles has been passed to a new and more sneeringly bestial generation of monsters, but other than that nothing fundamental has changed.
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I want some Traditional Republican values.

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the Swastika.

Oh, heaven forbid. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Foremost Constitutional Emendation.


Ah like’s a nice torchlit rally, I do.

So Rush can go on ranting, can he?

Most certainly. Now then, some conservative values please, my good man.

Certainly, sir. What would you like?

Well, eh, how about a little Red Chinese bashing?

I'm afraid we're fresh out of Red Chinese bashing, sir.

Oh never mind, how are you on Civil Liberties?

I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir. We get it fresh on Monday...
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Ann Coulter positively creams her Phyllis Schlafly hand-me-down Underoos at the thought of torchlit parades through the rubble of Liberal cities, carrying the disinterred remains of Joe McCarthy aloft in triumph, or running the streets of the world red with the blood of Muslims, liberals, gays and the rest of the usual suspects.
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Their once proud political Party -- the Party of Lincoln for fuck's sake -- is now just another torchlit mob led by the likes of James Dobson, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell. And flanked by Tom Delay and Bill Frist and their pustulent ilk on one side and a craven and neutered propaganda machine masquerading as a “Free Press” on the other, they plunge madly on, dragging all of us along deeper and deeper into darkness, shouting out their battle cry.
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The 27% Problem (Ed: from exactly 10 years ago)

If we have to declare martial law from sea to shining sea to get shut of the lefty Constitution-huggers? Drag then by their smelly dreds into black prisons and saw off their hands until they shut up?

Understand that a world in flames, their every enemy – imaginary, real, here, abroad – writhing in agony, dying in as uncountable vast numbers as grains of sand on the beach is not a nightmare to them.

It is their dearest dream.

Hunkering over a bleeding globe, armed, insane, invulnerable, leering, dictating terms at the point of an ICBM and making the rest of humanity dance is their dream. The Bill of Rights a tattered memory. The bequest of our Founders mounted on pikes and paraded around in torch-lit processionals on Saint Reagan Day.

The do not fear fascism. They do not have the slightest problem with a New Inquisition.

They have no problem making this America’s New Face

The face of a raving nuclear-tipped sociopath, indiscriminately killing anyone who looks at them funny based on imagined slights and the voices in their head.

They only fear a holocaust where they are not the ones wielding the axe.

As I have said before, it’s a helluva story.

The most important story of our generation.

Too bad we no longer have a free and fearless press interested in reporting it.
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Not so funny now.

From US News & World Report today:

Torch-Wielding Group Protests Confederate Statue Removal

A torch-wielding group including prominent white nationalist Richard Spencer has protested against plans to remove a Confederate monument in Virginia.

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (AP) — A torch-wielding group including a prominent white nationalist has protested against plans to remove a Confederate monument in Virginia.

Local media outlets report that the group rallied around the statue of Gen. Robert E. Lee in Charlottesville Saturday night, chanting "You will not replace us."

Among those there was Richard Spencer, who popularized the phrase "alt-right." Spencer spoke at an earlier Charlottesville rally Saturday and tweeted a picture of himself holding a torch at the night protest...
At heart, this has always been who they are.


wibble said...

Spencey needs cold-cocked again. And again. And again, and again, and again...

Ivan Raikov said...

Somewhat belatedly, by about 12 years or so, your take on the Cheese Shop sketch is most brilliant. Bravo, sir!

dinthebeast said...

"You will not replace us."

At least they got that part right. When they're gone, they're gone, no replacement needed or wanted.

-Doug in Oakland

Robt said...

I caught part of the audio/video where at the rally the conservative family value Real American patriots (I;m talking the Palin hooded Patriots).
Were gathered chanting,
"Russia is our friend, Russia is our friend" Over and over. In case someone didn't hear them the fourth time.

Understand, Bannon is one of them. He is in our White House giving advice to grand-pappy orange dumpling.
While House and senate repubs see no emails to investigate. Got hand it to them. They did get to the bottom of the presidential accusing of treason tweet where Obama wire tapped him. As he now makes claim to recording
FBI director Comey's table manners at dinner.

NAZIs, Klan, communist, white nationalist (see NAZI and KKK) family values?
You know, the kind of folks you reach out and invite to your barmitzfa.

No one in the media can confront Ryan, McConnell or Trump with the fact that they have a guy that has wrote and promoted some very seditious things. He tells you he wants to take American government down.

Just as bizarre we hear the mush in the media of dismissing Russia ties to Trump story.
They cannot explain Mike Flynn's positioned dilemma. 28 days Flynn on the payroll of a foreign country is in the White House as national Security Adviser.
I mean everyone knows this is what you call "double dipping" and as a government employee, it is not allowed.

They are so victimized. The whole hog lot of them.
Ann Coulter cannot get the ball gag out of her mouth ever since being cancelled by UC Berkeley. Who by all rights can invite or cancel who they please.
*The media is so unfair to Trump. It is so distracting and hurts his feelings of superiority and euphoric orgasmic power failuires.
Poor Kellyanne (cat scratched forever) of the media not accepting her lies. Especially when she went through all the trouble to find the right thing to wear on their show.
It was cold and heartless that Comey would go to L.A. to speak to recruits when Trump wants to fire him. Comey is to be at Trump's feet. No further than 39 feet away (like Tillerson).
But the press couldn't just leave it alone. Oh no, they had to go and report on the selling of visa's to the Chinese. Not understanding it was part of making a buck off America America Again.

Even the the Richard Spencer from accurate reporting of one of the most ugliest things to report on. Even Richard Spencer in the Story (along with his Touch and hoods) are just so heart felt victimized.

Their beloved Robert E Lee statue. I think their cherished God had a Commandment about idolizing Statues and false idols). If I recall.

Even in the TV ads, shedding tears and demanding everyone to, Let go of their Eggo".
I will say this. I suspect funding from the billionaire Give-me-tarians and Russia are funding this republican Brotherhood movement. It is the new Tea Party re branding. Coming soon and nearby to annoy you at the least am telling you now, this conservative Brotherhood is going to love Russians and communism. Putin style.

crweaver said...

Missing in the report is the part where Richard Spencer led the crowd in a stirring rendition of 'Tomorrow Belongs To Me'.