My name is Donald J. Trump, Prince of the Great Country of America and I have been requested by the Republican National Campaign Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter of importance to your great country. The Republican National Campaign Company has recently concluded a large number of Primaries which have positioned me to assume my rightful title of King of Great Country of America. The Republican National Campaign Company and I are equally desirous of exporting our prosperous greatness to many other parts and regions of the world, however, because of the illegitimate Kenyan regime blocking our efforts in the Great Country of America currently we are unable to move our greatness to other regions.
Dear one, your assistance is requested as a Foreign Leader Friend to assist the Republican National Campaign Company in moving our greatness to other regions such as yours. If certain funds can be transferred to your name, in an American account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Republican National Campaign Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Republican National Campaign Company would agree to allow you to retain up to 10%, or US$4 million of this amount, payable in valuable Trump University certificates which are guaranteed to increase in value during the passage of time!
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to the Citizens United campaign laws of the Country of America, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Republican National Campaign Company fund, which is regulated by the
Central Bank of Nigeria Federal Campaign Commission of America.
Dear one, if you value greatness in your region as I know you must, it will be possible for you to assist us, and we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person at Mar-a-Lago, and the time of your visit I introduce you to very many great and important American officials such as Reince Preibus and Mike Tyson as well as with certain other officials of the Republican National Campaign Company.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at xx-xxx-xxxx. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the illegitimate Kenyan regime will realize that the
Central Bank of Nigeria Federal Campaign Commission of America is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
Donald J. Trump, Prince of the Great Country of America
Trump campaign might have broken election law in asking for foreign moneyBy Shawn Price Updated June 30, 2016 at 3:11 AMNEW YORK, June 30 (UPI) -- The Donald Trump campaign has been slapped with an Federal Election Commission complaint by nonprofit, nonpartisan group The Campaign Legal Center, for allegedly seeking money from foreign politicians to fund his presidential campaign.Trump's campaign allegedly sent Icelandic, Scottish, Australian and British politicians fundraising emails asking for donations after the "Brexit" vote took place and as Trump promoted his golf course in Scotland, the complaint contends.The actions are violations of federal election laws."Donald Trump should have known better," said Paul S Ryan, deputy executive director of Campaign Legal Center. "It is a no-brainer that it violates the law to send fundraising emails to members of a foreign government on their official foreign government email accounts, and yet, that's exactly what Trump has done repeatedly."...