Saturday, May 09, 2026

The "Signed, Epstein's Mother" Gives It Away


From The Independent:

Jeffrey Epstein’s brother claims released suicide note is a ‘forgery’: report

A federal court on Wednesday released an alleged suicide note Epstein wrote in prison in 2019 before his death a month later

Have you noticed that this administration is still fully, criminally refusing the release the Epstein files?

That, instead, they're dumping grainy UAP footage into the public square like Cool Hand Luke using pepper to evade sniff hounds?

That, instead, Trump's henchmen at the FBI and the DOJ are pouring resources into turning "She sells/Sea sells/ By the sea shore" into a terrorist manifesto?

That through it all, his cult followers still stand with him?

I have.


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Friday, May 08, 2026

Quantum Entanglement Politics Part 2: An Issue of Scale.

Where were we?

Oh yeah!  I promised we'd talk about propaganda and "scale" and then wandered off into a side-quest about the collapse of thermostatic politics and the rise of quantum politics caused by the long-term toxic effects of the legacy media's Both Sides Do It fetish.  

And then I figured this would make for a very on-topic theme for the Professional Left podcast, which it now is.  

So if you're a regular podcast listener, much of this will sound familiar.  

If not, I'll remind you that our point of departure on the last post was midway through a chat among the Pod Save lads about why the Democratic party sucks.  Yadda yadda.  Joe Biden.  And so forth.  And now that we're all caught up, onward!  

Back to the lads, and for your convenience I've highlighted the phrases that are doing a backbreaking amount of heavy lifting.  

Jon Favreau:  But I do think that there is just a... a... a severe lack of trust in the Democratic party, um, and the Democratic brand that comes from, I mean, come ... comes from decades, but it also comes, like. specifically from everything that happened in... in... at the end of the Biden administration. Joe Biden running is part of it.

Um, you know, Lakshya [Jain] points out uh the Democratic position on crime, uh, is a big part of it ... or at least what the perception of the Democratic position on crime is.  Which was unfortunately, um, hurt by the defund the police discussion. Um which of course, you know, [inaudible] you didn't have Democratic candidates saying defund the police, but enough activists were that the perception became that Democrats want to wanted to defund the police. 

Lovett:  Most Democrats didn't, but a few did.  

Favreau:   A few did... few did.  And those were the voices that were elevated by some often by the other side...

 Ah, perception.  That's always the question, isn't it?  To quote Aldous Huxley from "The Doors of Perception":

I am not so foolish as to equate what happens under the influence of mescalin or of any other drug, prepared or in the future preparable, with the realization of the end and ultimate purpose of human life: Enlightenment, the Beatific Vision. All I am suggesting is that the mescalin experience is what Catholic theologians call "a gratuitous grace," not necessary to salvation but potentially helpful and to be accepted thankfully, if made available. To be shaken out of the ruts of ordinary perception, to be shown for a few timeless hours the outer and the inner world, not as they appear to an animal obsessed with survival or to a human being obsessed with words and notions, but as they are apprehended, directly and unconditionally, by Mind at Large—this is an experience of inestimable value to everyone and especially to the intellectual.

What does that have to do with where we're headed?  Not a lot, but it's always fun to quote people like Huxley, if for no other reason than to remind the Very Serious People that it is possible to be a "normal person" and still savor big concepts and deep reading.  

Anyway, since "perception" is hauling the Pod Save lads whole thesis here, it seem nuts to shrug the concept off as just, y'know, a thing that happened.  Like an unfortunate weather event, that was often elevated "by the other side"...

So instead of that, let’s do some arithmetic in the specific subject of "Defund the Police".

In early June of 2020, right after the murder of George Floyd and the nationwide protests that followed, the phrase “Defund the Police” begins to show up on Fox News. Within days, it’s everywhere in their ecosystem. By summer, it’s not just a phrase -- it’s a frame. By fall, it’s a weapon.

And then never leaves.

According to data aggregated from the GDELT project and cited by RealClearPolitics, by March of 2021 -- less than a year in -- Fox News alone had aired the phrase 4,116 times.

That’s one network.

Not Fox Business. Not Newsmax. Not OAN. Not talk radio. Not podcasts. Not YouTube. Not the Daily Wire or Breitbart or the email blast industrial complex.

Just Fox.

Now, let's scale that out conservatively.

Across the entire conservative media ecosystem between 2020 and 2022, a reasonable estimate lands somewhere between 100,000 and 300,000 uses of the phrase “Defund the Police.” Call it 200,000 as a midpoint.

And that’s just utterances. That’s not counting amplification -- the chyrons, the viral clips, the retweets, the repetition across platforms, the algorithmic juicing. If you count exposures, you’re easily into the millions.

Now hold that number in your head -- 200,000 -- while we look at the other side of the ledger.

How many Democrats actually ran for office during those same cycles?

Back of the envelop figuring puts federal, state, local -- that'd be the House, the Senate, state legislatures, mayors, city councils, school boards, judges, water reclamation districts, mosquito abatement districts, etc. -- you’re probably looking at something on the order of 50,000 to 150,000 Democratic candidates across 2020 and 2022.

That’s the statistical universe.

Now: how many of those candidates explicitly ran on a “Defund the Police” platform?

Not “police reform" or “reallocating some funding.” or "rethink public safety.”

The actual slogan. The actual Fox chyron.

Maybe, what?  A dozen of two dozen at most?.

Out of tens of thousands.

That’s not 10%.
That’s not 5%.
That’s not even 1%.

That’s somewhere in the .01-something percent range.  In terms of probability, you had about as much chance of stumbling across a Democrat in the wild running on "Defund the Police" as you would of drawing a royal flush in poker on your first hand while being hit by lightening.  

Which means 99%+ of Democratic candidates did not run on “Defund the Police.”

Now let’s put the two numbers together.

Around 200,000 uses of the phrase across conservative media
Let's say 24 candidates actually running on it for some office somewhere.  

That gives you a ratio of about 8,300-to-1.  

Eight thousand three hundred repetitions of the phrase for every one human being actually advocating it on a ballot, and once you see the ratio, the game gives itself away.  No sane person or fair-and-balanced media outlet could possibly believe that “Defund the Police” was a reasonable and fair description of the position of the Democratic party.   It was propaganda.  Slander.  An exploding dye pack, used to stain every Democrat everywhere with the same color, regardless of what they actually said, did, or ran on.

Did your local Democratic candidate for county board run on fixing stormwater drainage and keeping the library open on weekends? Doesn’t matter. Defund the Police.

Did the moderate Democrat in a swing district explicitly oppose the slogan? Doesn’t matter. Defund the Police.

Did the Democratic mayor increase the police budget? Doesn’t matter. Defund the Police.

Because the point wasn’t accuracy. The point was saturation.   And while Fox and it's imitators yelling into the conservative media bubble 200,000 times is powerful, it’s not sufficient. It needs help.  And that's where the legacy media leaps into action, because what makes propaganda saturation decisive is when the rest of the media ecosystem treats the frame as legitimate.

And they did.

They “both-sided” it.
They hosted panels about it.
They asked every Democrat from dogcatcher to president, “Do you support defunding the police?” as if it were a party plank instead of a niche activist slogan.

They turned it into a litmus test.

Which is how you launder propaganda into “the conversation.”

By the time CNN and the rest got bored and moved on -- as the data shows they largely did by late 2020 -- the damage was done. Fox kept hammering. Talk radio kept hammering. The clips kept circulating.

And the frame stuck, which is how modern propaganda works.

Not by persuading you of a specific policy, but by creating a feeling that something is broadly true, even when it is numerically absurd.

It’s what we refer to at The Professional Left as Velveeta Media.  Engineered. Shelf-stable. Smooth. Consistent. Melts the same way every time.  It doesn’t matter that it isn’t cheese. What matters is that it behaves like cheese under the right conditions.

“Defund the Police” was treated like a Democratic platform plank because it was processed, packaged, and reheated until it achieved the right consistency.

If you take nothing else away from this, remember that somewhere north of 99% of Democratic candidates had nothing to do with “Defund the Police.”  Compare that to the majority of Republicans running for or holding office -- 

A majority of GOP nominees deny or question the 2020 election results

Experts say their dominance in the party poses a threat to the country’s democratic principles and jeopardizes the integrity of future votes

-- and an even larger majority Republican voters  -- 

Trump's election fraud claims spread distrust before midterms, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds 

...Some 46% of respondents said they agreed with the statement that there are large numbers of fraudulent ballots cast by non-citizens in U.S. elections, with 82% of Republicans agreeing compared with 18% of Democrats and 38% of independents.

About 53% of respondents said ​they were worried about fraudulent mail‑in or absentee ballots, compared with 43% who said they were not, with partisan division again apparent: 83% of Republicans expressed concern, versus ​33% of Democrats.

Taken together, the responses indicate that years of messaging by Trump and his allies casting doubt on voting have resonated strongly with ⁠Republicans, particularly around claims that non‑citizens vote in significant numbers and that mail‑in ballots are unreliable, despite repeated audits and academic research finding fraud in either case to be exceedingly rare.

-- who would still swear on the lives of their children that they believe the outrageous lie that the 2020 election was stolen

And yet it was "Defund the Police" which was blasted across the conservative media ecosystem hundreds of thousands of times, amplified into millions of impressions, and laundered into mainstream discourse.   At a ratio of roughly 8,300-to-1.

Talk about straining at gnats and swallowing camels (Matthew 23:24).

That’s not politics.  That’s industrial-scale message warfare.

And it works.



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Thursday, May 07, 2026

Professional Left Podcast Episode 990: Straining Gnats, Swallowing Camels


"You tithe mint and dill and cumin, but you have neglected the weightier matters of the law: Justice, Mercy and Faith."  -- Matthew 23:24


















Wednesday, May 06, 2026

Quantum Entanglement Politics Part 1.

Today we're going to take a break from the daily barrage of life-and-death lies pushed by fascists and talk about the importance of scale.

Not vibes. Not anecdotes. Scale.

Because one of the things the last decade has taught us—over and over and over again—is that if you don’t understand scale, you don’t understand propaganda. And if you don’t understand propaganda, you’re already losing.

The subject of scale -- or, rather, the conspicuous avoidance of the subject of scale -- glided quietly past during one of the Pod Save lads’ daily recitations of the “Why Democrats Suck” rosary—Kamala was a bad candidate, Joe Biden is history’s greatest villain, etc.

Anyway, then there was this (with emphasis added)

Jon Favreau:  Yeah. I mean to the ... to the broader question of that Lakshya [Jain] raises in that in that Argument piece about like why Democrats aren't gaining on the generic ballot by as much as Trump's approval is falling. I do think there's a probably a number of reasons. 

Jon Lovett:  Oh, definitely. 

Before we move on, a quick side quest into a subject these people never discuss in depth... and which I have been writing about on this blog since these gentlemen were fresh outta college, Kerry campaign volunteers.  

Both Siderism.

Let's start with how most people have traditionally understood politics for a long time.  The idea that politics behaves like a thermostat.   From Good Authority:

Good to Know: The public is a thermostat

Why there is a never-ending cycle of governments doing something and the public wanting the opposite.

...one of the most enduring puzzles of democracy [is that] governments, no matter what they do, often seem unable to satisfy voters. When governments take action, the public often seems to want the opposite. Push policies left, and opinions shift right. Increase spending, and people want cuts. 

This phenomenon – where public preferences shift in the opposite direction of government action – is known as thermostatic politics.

The thermostatic model, first formalized by political scientist Christopher Wlezien in 1995, describes the public’s reaction to government policies as akin to a thermostat adjusting a room’s temperature. Just as a thermostat signals when to cool down or warm up based on current conditions, public opinion signals to policymakers when to increase or decrease policy activity. 

A little like Newtonian physics, right? Push and pull.  Action, and equal and opposite reaction.

But that Newtonian model is broken.  Broken by 40+ years of Both Sides Do It bullshit from America's Very Serious pundits and professional opinion-havers.  Despite the fact that America's two major parties are almost exactly diametrically opposed on almost every issue, thanks to the daily barrage of media Both Siderism, for millions of voters, that Newtonian model of action and reaction has been replaced by a kind of Einstein/Schrödinger quantum politics, with the parties becoming "entangled" in the public mind regardless of how distant and different they are from each other.

By now you all know how this entanglement shows up in the everyday language of way too many American voters.  For example, a few months ago we talked "Steve" who was one of the subjects of a Vox article titled, "Meet the newly uninsured --  Millions of Americans will soon go without insurance. We spoke with some of them."

"Steve" is a retiree. who had insurance through his wife's job.  But then the company shut down her division, so she decided to retire, and off they went to the exchange to shop for new coverage.  His story is tragic and, with minor variations, is being experienced by millions of American families including ours.

But when you hit that last sentence, remember that "Steve" is saying this in the Fall of 2025, living in the rubble of a full decade of felonies, conspiracy mongering, corruption, lying, bigotry, treason, insurrection, fascism and assorted other catastrophes that a Trump-led Republican party has left in its wake.  

Up until last year, his family of three was covered by his wife’s insurance, provided by the large corporation for which she worked. It was $500 a month with a low deductible. But then, the company shut down her division, she decided to retire, and the couple and their son enrolled in the same plan on the state’s ACA marketplaces.

They couldn’t get such a great deal, but they found something usable: about $1,000 per month — pricey, but they were able to keep all of their doctors, who were in network. Their deductible was about $4,600.

But next year, their current plan would cost $2,700 every month to keep, and their deductible would be higher — up to $5,300. They could consider dropping their college-aged son off the plan, but he would struggle to afford health insurance on his own, and it would only save his parents $300 a month.

Steven says he feels trapped. Given their age, he and his wife don’t feel they can afford to go without insurance. But they’re now going to have to pull money out of their retirement accounts to cover the cost of their health plan.

“We cannot wing it and not have health insurance,” Steven said. “I’m spending a lot of money that I really do not have on health care.”

He’s done the math. If he kept his same plan, paid all of the premiums, and paid the maximum out-of-pocket costs, he could spend $50,000 on health care out of pocket — even with a health insurance plan.

“It kinda seems like the two political parties want to be right and not care about people,” he told me.


Even when the stakes are life and death -- and even when proof of who is right and wrong is at everyone’s fingertips -- allocating blame correctly feels literally unthinkable to tens of millions of citizens who have come to believe the “Both Sides Do It” lie as gospel.

So, when Republican corruption, lies and policies fuck them over, in order to make the quantum entanglement between the two parties balance out, somehow, in some mysterious way, these people hold as irrefutably true that Democrats must be equally to blame.  

Every time you hear another "undecided" or "independent" or "centrist" or "unhappy Trump voter" bitching about "Congress" or "politicians in Washington"  or "both sides of the aisle" in the the face of a Republican party which has devolved into a mob of violent bigots and imbeciles, fueled by lurid, home-grown fascist propaganda masquerading as news, and ruled by monsters and demagogues...you are seeing the effect of 40+ years of Both Sides Do It media curb-stomping thermostatic politics and replacing it with quantum entanglement politics.

And even at the cost of our democracy, the legacy media would rather go right on pumping that narcotic lie into our politics than risk the wrath of the MAGA mob and the loss of revenue that would surely accompany telling the masses the simple, ugly truth.

But this was just supposed to be a side-quest, wasn't it?

Damn.

Well, let's pick it up in Part 2, which I'll get to later today or tomorrow when we get back to the subject of "scale" in what I am sure will end up being a TL;DR post.

See you all in a bit.



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Tuesday, May 05, 2026

Professional Left Podcast Episode 989: Velveeta


"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night.


















Sunday, May 03, 2026

And Now They Have To Live The Rest of Their Lives Like a Schnook


I did this graphic twenty years ago.  Back in September of 2006.  And boy howdy, if you wanted to enjoy the good opinion of the legacy media back in 2006, you did not want to be a Liberal blogger, no sirree.  You wanna talk about cancel culture?  If you were a Liberal blogger in the early 2000s, you automatically became a media and cultural pariah,  permanently caricatured as soft-headed, terrorist-loving, Murrica-hating lunatics.

In the good, gray pages of America's Newspaper of Record, we were compared to Tom Fucking DeLay, as the nation's premier depraved and unhinged danger to democracy.

But the experience of [the malignant Tom] DeLay and the net-root DeLays in the Democratic Party amply demonstrates that means determine ends. Hyper-partisans may have started with subtle beliefs, but their beliefs led them to partisanship and their partisanship led to malice and malice made them extremist, and pretty soon they were no longer the same people.

Andrew Sullivan warned that we may become "a fifth column".  On the now-defunct Chris Matthews Show, a near-hysterical David Brooks cast us as even crazier than the crazies on the Right.  Charles Krauthammer invented the term "Bush Derangement Syndrome" just for us.     

Charles Krauthammer: Bush Derangement Syndrome is spreading.  
Published: Dec 7, 2003

For the unpardonable sin of writing truthfully and accurately about the state of the Republican party and the catastrophic trajectory it was on, by the legacy media and conservative media, we were nearly universally loathed and dismissed.  And the more it became clear that we had been right about the Right all along, the more establishment institutions wanted us to shut the fuck up and go away, because we were not telling the story they wanted told.

Thirteen years later,  in 2019, I wrote this:

And on that day I will butter my humble bread with schadenfreude as I watch the stunned indignation of my Liberal allies who were damn-fool enough to lend their credibility to their Never Trumper pals in exchange for nothing -- watch as they wake to find that their pals have not only turned on them, but have used the credibility my Liberal allies gave them as patents of nobility to stake a permanent claim in the mainstream media as the new Reasonable Center of American politics.

I shall uncork a fine, vintage "I fucking told you so" when Brian Williams and Joe Scarborough and Don Lemon and on and on and on welcome Rick Wilson and Bill Kristol and Charlie Sykes and on and on and on as heroes.  Brave truth-tellers who stood out as one of the few, clear, sane voices on either the Left or the Right during these past few crazy years.

Never Trumpers in conversation with each other.  From The Bulwark, two days ago:

Sarah Longwell:  And I... I think that... I don't know if you're familiar with the phrase people uh will forgive you for being wrong, but they will never forgive you for being right. 

Oh my yes, Sarah.  We Liberal bloggers are very familiar with that phrase.  People who have been writing about the catastrophic trajectory of the Republican party since the days when the ink on your Kenyon College diploma was still wet?  Since before you joined the Log Cabin Republicans?  People who were slandered, mocked, and ignored by the same people who now staff The Bulwark and take victory laps for "being right"?   

Yes, we are very, very, very familiar with that phrase.

But please continue.

LongwellUm, and I also think as Trump demonstrates what a threat he is to liberal democracy in this moment that a lot of the people who said "Kamala? Trump? They'll probably be about the same." are mad at us at how right we were about the threat he presented. 

This has become a consistent, predictable feature of every Bulwark podcast..  Or, rather, a key marketing and branding slogan of every Bulwark podcast as they ask for new subscribers.  Reminding everyone not only how right they were and how the Right despises them for it -- but let's let David Frum explain...

Frum:  Well, The Bulwark is indispensable and brave and your present amazing success should not cause people to forget the incredible chanciness and riskiness of the enterprise at the beginning.   And so you all deserve tremendous honor.  You made sacrifices. So did your colleagues, by the way, or your  counterparts at The Dispatch. Many of them made tremendous individual sacrifices and again it's worked out but no one knew that at the beginning...

From Capital Research,  May 14, 2025

The Bulwark: From Nonprofit to Profits

...According to the DDT Institute’s 2021 report to the IRS, the nonprofit sold The Bulwark to Center Enterprises in August 2021 for $100,000. The report also notes the firm is “more than 35%” owned by Sarah Longwell. (The DDT Institute also reported more than $1 million in expenses for The Bulwark for the months preceding the sale.)

The Bulwark website now states that it is owned by “Center Enterprises, Inc.”

The funding model is now advertising and reader support, via the Substack subscription platform, and a lot of content is behind paywalls. The basic membership is $100 annually, with a “Founding” level that provides access to additional content for $300 per year.

As of March 2025, The Bulwark reported nearly 90,000 paid Substack subscribers, which at a minimum of $100 each equates to $9 million annually (Substack takes roughly 10 percent of that.) An additional source of revenue is a YouTube page, “bringing in between $150,000 to $300,000 a month,” according to New York magazine. So that’s an additional $1.8 million or more per year.

“After several years of breaking even,” noted the New York report, “The Bulwark had its first profitable year in 2024.”

It's funny to hear people who were given millions in startup capital by angel investors, limitless promotional hits on cable news amounting to tens of millions in free advertising, op-ed gigs, book deals, speaking engagements and uplift by other A-list podcasters -- all of which is a million times more support than any Liberal bloggers and podcasters were ever offered by the same wealthy individuals and institutions -- talking about what a tremendous sacrifice it was quitting Team Evil 20 years too late.  

Every time I hear this kinda talk -- which is a near-constant refrain from every Never Trumper -- I get notes of Henry Hill bitching at the end of Goodfellas --

-- about how far his station in life was reduced once he was forced to get out of the mob and turn on all his old cronies.

Funny old world.  


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Thursday, April 30, 2026

32.2 Feet Per Second Squared


Although it ticks down a tiny amount at, say, the peak of Everest, 32.2 ft/s² is the average acceleration due to gravity here on planet Earth.  All the time, everywhere.

But how do I know this is true right now?  How can I be sure?  Did I personally test it today?  

No.

Did I test it yesterday? 

No.  

Will I test it tomorrow?  

No.  Don't be a pedant.  There is no need to measure it because gravity is a function of how mass warps spacetime, and so far as we are concerned, it is effectively constant.

Which is why the acceleration due to gravity on Earth is the same today as it was yesterday, and as it was in 1881 and in 1510 and 10 million years and a billion years ago.  

And,as a metaphor, this is why I personally do not react with shock every time Trump and his minions wipe their asses with the Constitution.  Or when Republicans in Congress abase themselves at his every whim.  Or when Republican voters, knowing who and what he was, nominated him three times and elected him twice and cheered on his every depraved excess.  Or that the legacy media rolled over for all of it.  Or that "respectable" institutions" sold us out and bent the knee.  Or that a substantial percentage of those minions and voters have begun looking for a lifeboat  because "[Fill in the whatever] isn't what I voted for" and "He fooled me!"

Because it all begins with the voters.

And because rage...

MAGA Gets New ‘Tears of the Left’ Whiskey

...racism...

The Republican Party Is Racist and Soulless. Just Ask This Veteran GOP Strategist.

...violence...

Megyn Kelly: I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti - but I don't

...corruption...

Trump’s Profiteering Hits $4 Billion

...stupidity...

What Underlies the G.O.P. Commitment to Ignorance?

...paranoia...

20 Conspiracy Theories Trump Has Pushed Before and During His Presidency

...white nationalism...

How White Supremacy Returned to Mainstream Politics

...a contempt for facts and reason...

When a cult goes mainstream: Inside the toxic psychological engine of Trump’s MAGA movement

...a bone-deep horror at the thought of ever being held responsible for any of the evil that they do...

‘Disappointed,’ ‘Surprised,’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Trump Voters on What Has Gone Wrong

...and a double scoop of authoritarianism...

Trump fits the bill of an authoritarian. But so do many Americans

...are the components that Republican leaders and Conservative media have been breeding into the party base for decades.  

I know this because, like you, for my entire adult life I have watched with growing alarm (and written about it on this blog for 21 years) as Republican leadership, Conservative media and the legacy media all pitched in to assemble this doomsday machine.

Their depravity is not a fluke or a fever.  It has become a political constant. And their trajectory is ever-downward.  Something we now have to factor in to every strategy and decision.  It is impossible to imagine Republicans ever again acting in good faith about anything.   Ever rising above their barbarity.  Ever giving a good goddamn about this country or its future, or ever backing even slightly off of the raving language of bile, resentment and leering sadism that has become their Mother Tongue.   

And so all our plans devolve into disaster mitigation.  Trying to predict what grievous wounds they will inevitably inflict on civilization next and how we can best prepare ourselves for their acts of grunting, bitching, Bible-wrapped savagery.

Both Sides Don't