...has disrupted production at A-List political podcasts on both coasts.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, the publisher of a notable podcast with over a million subscribers told us they became concerned when they learned that a fire had spread to the wing of the factory that manufactures Scary Yellow and Yellow-Orange Nouns, Verbs, Adjectives, and Comparative Adjectives, as well as what industry insiders call "Urgent Paintbrush Underlines" and "You Should Be Panicking" exclamation points.
At first, however, the publisher remained optimistic.
"I figured we could get by with ordinary black-and-white boldface Jump Scare font until the factory was back up and running."
However, once word came across the wire that the factory was a total loss and would take months to rebuild, the publisher's mood darkened considerably. The losses include Concerned Red Arrows, Shocked Open-Mouth Reaction Faces. Even the shed where emergency backup "DESTROYS", "SLAMS", "EXPOSED", "DEVASTATING", "STUNNING", "BRUTAL", "TERRIFYING", "MUST WATCH" and "EVERYTHING CHANGED" were stored was, uh, DESTROYED.
"We might as well shutter the place and hit the beach for the rest of the summer," they said mournfully. "It's hitting us all pretty hard, but before we lock down the office until the Fall, we'll make sure are network is protected with... NordVPN ™. After that, I know we could all use a good night's sleep on a Caspar Mattress ™, and probably a little BetterHelp ™ therapy. Then it's off to the beach for me, with a Magic Spoon ™ beach snack in one hand and an Audible ™ beach read in the other!"
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