Saturday, June 20, 2026

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Photosynthesis


Declares that henceforth the "nasty, low IQ holiday Juneteenth" will be replaced by a national "Victory over Algae" day.

MAGA meatheads rejoice because So! Much! Winning!  




Burn The Lifeboats


6 comments:

dinthebeast said...

He's become a misspelling of King Cnut...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Robt said...

Tired of winning,, you pose?
If this is his definition of winning. I am open to try some losing.

For losing would mean lower gas prices, lower food costs, lower energy bills. Better health care accessibility, Lowering inflation would be a welcomed lose.

If I had to chose being a loser like Iran or a winner like Donnie's MAGA America.
I lean on losing like Iran.

For Don, winning is him having the authority and power to abuse and corruptly use that government power to gain wealth for himself and family. With a GOP majority congress and a majority of SCOTUS doing all they can to enable him with hoes of getting in on some of that corrupt flowing money for themselves.
As I understand it, without his GOP congressional majority's his awesomeness would be limp and the SCOTUS 6 might not have been put in place.

There are faint memories of shouts of fiscal conservatism, ( as they achieved in Don's first 4 year term that no president ever has or will and that is adding $9 trillion to the national debt in a meager 4 years.). and showings of the GOP al extreme on defending the constitution, but that was only for the 2nd Amendment money from the weapons industry. I recall their deeply held pro life performances, antics and condemnations for everyone who would be considered pro choice and how godless they are. But as it all pertained to their lives, well , this is personal, private and we all should give them space on it.
Take the Reflecting Pool. His donor bud got $ 18 million for pool cleaning which he considers winning and the American people got Algae sprouting cesspool with the painted coating peeling off.

His first term's trade war made winners out of the farmers who received bailouts. As the farmers made it loud and clear that they did not want bail outs and other people's money. But to be a winner, they took it. They voted again for that trade war fail guy because they felt they had insurance to get bailed out again by him. To hell with everyone else
Oddly, his repeal and replace the A.C.A in his first term was a win for us and a loss for him.
See how it works. It has to do with "Alternative Facts and Alternative definitions which derives from the alternatives of decent good people.


wibble said...

...Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll find Bill Pulte floating face-down in the algae-pool...

Robt said...

I know many, many smart brilliant people Trump pardoned that would never ever lie about anything to me. They tell me. They said Sir, the president did not use the horrible auto pen that sleepy Joe use to catch extra sleep time. That Trump used an A.I. robotic hand. Programmed to produce the exact signature of the president. Be reassured that he did not use a Dumacrat auto pen so his signature on his EO banning photosynthesis is legal and lawful.
So this means if the next president is a democrat, as long as he does not use auto pen to sign his EO banning republicans from election ballots. It would be legal and lawful, right?
Or, the next democratic president signs EO banning republicans from using but plugs or placing anything up their fear end. This would be law too.

Robt said...

Let me pose this question.
Why is it that there are certain Trump supporters that are more accepted than others that support Trump?

There is Michael Steele who supported Trump in his first term, Supported the GOP that supported Trump against Biden and against Harris.
But Steele is acceptable now even though he still supports the GOP that supports Trump and put Trump in the presidency and supports his illegalities.
Then there are the MFA J 6's pardoned.
He gave us Gaby and we got her projected on screen by her Guru.
Je gave us a former FOX weekend cohost as Defense Secretary and we got an adult man with many mental problems that dresses up like a Dallas cheerleader and waves Pom-Poms in the spirit of vial vicious hate and death for that is what he thinks he is projecting as being manly.

Robt said...

His reflecting pool management displays his refusal to adhere to applied science that has been proven. That algae )a single cell organism I understand_. Undermines the smartest most brilliant republican in history.
How is it FOP can fund Elmo's Space X with all that sciency stuff can not be explained as it pertains to vaccines to water treatment.
Many people have never heard of this and don;;t know but , I am much more than tired of his winning.......