Thrilling Tales of Both Sides Do It: Post-Trump Beltway Duolingo Courses Now Accepting New Students

Great day in the morning, Madge has finally learned the Magic Words.

What are the Magic Words, you ask?  Are they, as your mother taught you, "please" and "thank you"?

C'mon, get with it grandpa.  Those days are dead and gone.  And since you haven't been paying attention since the days of Romper Rooms and Captain Kangaroo, let me hip you to the fact that the "new" magic words are at least 30 years old.  

Here's a excerpt from Marjorie Taylor Green's Friday night Tweet.  See if you can spot the real Magic Words:

I never thought that fighting to release the Epstein files, defending women who were victims of rape, and fighting to expose the web of rich powerful elites would have caused this, but here we are.

And it truly speaks for itself.

There needs to be a new way forward.

The toxic political industrial complex thrives on ripping us all apart but never delivers anything good for the American people, whom I love.

The PIC tells us to hate each other, fundraises off why we have to hate each other, and pits Americans against each other to the point of violence and nearing civil war.

This is all so wrong.

We can have our own differences and differing opinions but we can still love and respect one another.

We have far more in common than we have apart.

I believe in the American people more than I believe in any leader or political party and the American people deserve so much better than how they have been treated by both sides of the aisle...

7.1 million views as of this morning.  Hundreds howler MAGA howler monkeys shrieking various versions of ,"Nobody cares about the Epstein files!  How dare you question the Dear Leader! Burn in Hell bad lady!"  

None of it matters.

Madge is a creature of low cunning and ruthless survival instincts, so if she is learning how to speak pidgin Beltway -- 

--, framing her slow motion egress from Il Douche's pandemonium bandwagon as an act of high principle, and showing up on places like The View to claim she was the victim, and coronate herself into the ranks of the media's Serious Women with Powerful Voices -- 

...“You’ve broken from the Republican Party on a number of issues, including, besides the shutdown, the war in Gaza, tariffs, Trump’s desire to expand AI, foreign aid,” Hostin said. “But you’ve also had the clips highlighting the public, very public spats that you’ve had with your colleagues, where your behavior, some say, is just unbecoming for a congresswoman. And you’re promoting conspiracy theories like QAnon in the past. But you seem to have grown past that…why the change? Why the evolution?”

“Maybe you should become a Democrat, Marjorie,” Joy Behar added, complimenting Greene’s comprehensible explanations for her positions, many of which earned her applause from the show’s anti-MAGA studio audience.

“You’re so right, it’s like you’re on the left now,” Hostin also told Green.

“I’m not on the left,” she told the View hosts, “I haven’t changed,” though she admitted of QAnon, “I was a victim, just like you were, of social media lies and stuff you read on social media.”

Greene cemented the friendly interview when she concluded, “I believe that people with powerful voices, like myself and like you, and especially women to women, we need to pave a new path.”...

-- you can bet she can practically smell the sheer cliff's edge off of which that bandwagon is about to plunge.  

Burn The Lifeboats