- Competitive Lego barefoot sprints.
- Zero-gee, extreme pogo-sticking in a tin shed full of rats.
- Genital dental floss tug-of-war.
- High altitude cactus diving.
- Ghost pepper papercut origami.
- Extreme Light Infrastructure Nuclear Physics laser tag.
- Electric cable Double Dutch.
- Vogon poetry.
-
Trump singing "My Way" and stopping to "explain" that he wrote it every few
lines.
- Water balloon dodgeball, subzero, at-home version.
- Schrödinger's Cat's Revenge.
- Frozen oranges "pillow" fight.
- Waking up on a seven day National Review cruise.
- Waking up on a 17 day National Review cruise.
- Random detonation solitaire.
- Hornet nest dodgeball.
- Write two more posts about Newt Fucking Gingrich.
But every time I think we're out, the legacy media drags him back in. So it appears I have been summoned:
New York Times Guest EssayThere’s Only One Way to Win a Shutdown. Democrats Don’t Have What It Takes.By Newt Gingrich
Which I guess I'll be back sometime later with that.
No Half Measures
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